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Allison
02-07-2006, 06:40 PM
So, the size limit for custom avatars is 120w x 64h. But, why can't I have an avatar that's 120h x 64w? My avatar is taller than it is wide, so the 64h limitation is making it too tiny to fully appreciate. :yes:

Elvtin
02-07-2006, 06:42 PM
lol

Figtoria
02-07-2006, 06:47 PM
I dunno, Ailia - he looks big enough to me...

:ooer:

Eiru
02-07-2006, 06:51 PM
She's right. I don't even know what her new icon is! All I can make out are a bunch of flesh coloured lumps. :eh:

EDIT: Now what's with the kelbasa in the white packaging? I swear, Allia, you're getting more and more opaque.

PoxTheSmall
02-07-2006, 07:03 PM
He looks like he's got hives all over his stomach.

Allison
02-07-2006, 07:52 PM
Yeah, he looks a little extra-lumpy all shrunk down like that. Here's the full view:

Sayj
02-07-2006, 07:52 PM
av·a·tar ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-tär)
n.
The incarnation of a Hindu deity, especially Vishnu, in human or animal form.
An embodiment, as of a quality or concept; an archetype: the very avatar of cunning.
A temporary manifestation or aspect of a continuing entity: occultism in its present avatar.

Allison
02-07-2006, 08:11 PM
I don't know that I'd call him a deity, but I imagine his "animal form" to be a very "cunning" linguist, with an "entity" quite worthy of worship. ;)

Elvtin
02-07-2006, 08:15 PM
it looks like his hip is about to pop-out.. on the right side...
that doesn't look... healthy....

I mean my hips don't look liek that then I'm ripped... my figure is stupid fly.. ;)

malkovich
02-07-2006, 08:22 PM
LOL @ alli ! ... :D ...

Rooster
02-07-2006, 08:47 PM
Cause it makes the forums too tall.

Elvtin
02-07-2006, 09:31 PM
maybe you should crop your picture in half... so you can see the areas you want more clearly.. ;)

Allison
02-07-2006, 09:35 PM
Good idea, Elvis! How's this?

Allison
02-07-2006, 09:36 PM
I dunno, it loses a lot of flavor without the arms-behind-the-head, and the come-hither look.

I guess I could always turn him on his side.

Allison
02-07-2006, 09:43 PM
Cause it makes the forums too tall.


That would make sense, except most sigs are taller than 64. The REAL truth is you don't want to see my seksi new avatar, isn't it?!?!?! Uh-huh, I thought so. :rolly:

Elvtin
02-07-2006, 09:47 PM
yaah.. it does loose alittle flavor cut off like that.. and the side view just doesn't do anything for me.

Figtoria
02-07-2006, 09:49 PM
I kinda like him on his side...looks like he's laying down....

:ooer:

MickeyFinn
02-07-2006, 10:22 PM
Where did you get my picture?

Rooster
02-07-2006, 10:55 PM
That would make sense, except most sigs are taller than 64. The REAL truth is you don't want to see my seksi new avatar, isn't it?!?!?! Uh-huh, I thought so. :rolly:Well, I already tried removing all the other avatars - and apparently the rule isn't retro active (and doesn't apply to the ones already installed... I could probably take care of that, but ... that's a bit more time than it's worth, doncha' think? :)

malkovich
02-07-2006, 11:02 PM
little too hard for ya eh figs ? so to speak ...

... :rolly: ...

MickeyFinn
02-07-2006, 11:15 PM
Sorry figs but in order to not see anybody's "musculo-skeletal system" the guy would have to be so fat you couldn't identify a single muscle.

Grundy
02-08-2006, 12:04 AM
I know the Squirrl's Secret

Morety
02-08-2006, 01:11 AM
How about this guy then?

Morety
02-08-2006, 01:12 AM
Here's a hotty!

Noleader
02-08-2006, 02:07 AM
http://www.legionoflions.com/customavatars/avatar2_13.gif

Try explaining that one to your daughter Mo :D She thought Boom was a girl because his... Maybe she will think Ally is a Penis now :D

Allison
02-08-2006, 10:42 AM
If so, then Cavan is a set of breasts, Kegg is a hot chick who really likes chairs, and Brey is that chick from the Divinyls. :rolly:

Given those options, I think I'd rather be a penis. I mean sure, you'd have to sit in the dark most of the day, but you'd also get to have total control over a man! That would be fun!

Grundy
02-08-2006, 10:56 AM
I like pie.

Morety
02-08-2006, 12:37 PM
lolol

Allison
02-08-2006, 12:46 PM
*sigh* Myyyy husband. Gotta love him. :laugh:

Dape
02-08-2006, 02:28 PM
At least he remembered to put the sock in the front this time, so it doesn't look like crapped himself on the beach like last time.
:p

Noleader
02-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Given those options, I think I'd rather be a penis. I mean sure, you'd have to sit in the dark most of the day, but you'd also get to have total control over a man! That would be fun!

HAHAHAHAHA never thought about it like that. Point well taken.

Boom
02-08-2006, 03:22 PM
Yeah, but the highlight of your day is being stuffed into a stinky place until you throw up.

Sayj
02-08-2006, 03:50 PM
I think I can provide you with the numbers of a few good psychotherapists....

Allison
02-08-2006, 05:50 PM
Yeah, but the highlight of your day is being stuffed into a stinky place until you throw up.
You know how I know you're gay? :laugh:

]LoL[Harm
02-09-2006, 03:04 PM
LMAO@Boom!

And your avatar is making it exceedingly difficult to read any thread that you post in Alli. ;)

Allison
02-09-2006, 03:05 PM
LoL[Harm']LMAO@Boom!

And your avatar is making it exceedingly difficult to read any thread that you post in Alli. ;)

Does it make you randy? :D

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 03:09 PM
I bet it does!!

]LoL[Harm
02-09-2006, 04:05 PM
Umm no but I have to constantly hide my screen from coworkers, you basically make every thread you're in NWS!

Allison
02-09-2006, 04:38 PM
:yes:

I'm just challenging the double-standard and expanding the male mind. If the following avatars are acceptable and "work safe,", then why isn't mine?

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 04:58 PM
What she said.

With extra sauce.

spyder913
02-09-2006, 05:00 PM
I'm going to have to agree with ailia here...

Morety
02-09-2006, 05:04 PM
I don't agree with Ailia. I do, however, agree with Figgy.

]LoL[Harm
02-09-2006, 05:06 PM
The far left one is bad, however none of the others explicitly outline with skin tight clothing the vaginal lips or nipples of a woman.

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 05:08 PM
The middle one doesn't have to outline anything - her ass is just there to see.

Sayj
02-09-2006, 05:11 PM
work safe = your male and you work with males

work safe = your female and you work with females

work very unsafe = your boss is anal regardless of gender

]LoL[Harm
02-09-2006, 05:19 PM
The ass is not part of the reproductive organs, have all the avatars of mens bare butt cheaks all you want.

Fig's is tolerable (I don't have to hide this screen every 10 seconds :)), it's more of just an underware add. If you can find it in a Sears Catalog I tend not to worry too much. But if you can count the veins on the mans penis it's a little much for work :). Same as being able to see the womans nipples or outline of her vagina.

malkovich
02-09-2006, 05:20 PM
... :rolly: ...

Noleader
02-09-2006, 05:27 PM
:yes:

I'm just challenging the double-standard and expanding the male mind. If the following avatars are acceptable and "work safe,", then why isn't mine?

It would be different if yours had a face in it along with what is currently there. It would be like making just a set of tits my avatar.

Noleader
02-09-2006, 05:32 PM
Call to arms for all men... go out and find as many different camel toe pictures as you can and make them your avatar :D

Noleader
02-09-2006, 05:32 PM
Sadly though I think mid-work posts would drop to nothing...

Allison
02-09-2006, 05:40 PM
LoL[Harm']The far left one is bad, however none of the others explicitly outline with skin tight clothing the vaginal lips or nipples of a woman.

Oh please. You can't honestly say, that if I had an avatar of a braless woman in a t-shirt, that you would have ever said my posts aren't NWS simply because you could make out her nipples. Pahleeeze. It has very little to do with outlined body parts in skintight clothing and a whole lot to do with the fact that you are a heterosexual male who likes to look at girls at not at boys, and that as a heterosexual male, you would be uncomfortable if someone saw a pricture of a scantily-clad male on your monitor.

Allison
02-09-2006, 05:41 PM
It would be different if yours had a face in it along with what is currently there. It would be like making just a set of tits my avatar.
YOu can blame Rooster for that. ;)

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 05:47 PM
LoL[Harm'] have all the avatars of mens bare butt cheaks all you want.

Yay!

Allison
02-09-2006, 05:51 PM
How about this guy? Although, again, he's taller than he is wide, so he'd be much too tiny to appreciate at 64h.

Boom
02-09-2006, 05:51 PM
Figgy, what was that pic doing on your computer to begin with?

Grundy
02-09-2006, 05:53 PM
I shop at Camel Toe Report for my leotards.

http://ctoe.bolt.com/

Allison
02-09-2006, 05:54 PM
Or how about this one?

Grundy
02-09-2006, 05:58 PM
I found a pair that fits.

Allison
02-09-2006, 06:00 PM
Ooooo .. Is this guy worksafe? No skintight clothing here! :laugh:

]LoL[Harm
02-09-2006, 06:01 PM
If it was just a blown up picture of a womans tits that were skin tight with raised nipples...yes that would be too much. Too much for my workplace.

Boom
02-09-2006, 06:02 PM
Here is a sexy male cameltoe for all you ladies.

Eiru
02-09-2006, 06:02 PM
Please, enough skin!

Grundy
02-09-2006, 06:03 PM
I see you!

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 06:04 PM
Ooooo .. Is this guy worksafe? No skintight clothing here! :laugh:


Looks pretty safe to me!

Allison
02-09-2006, 06:04 PM
LoL[Harm']If it was just a blown up picture of a womans tits that were skin tight with raised nipples...yes that would be too much. Too much for my workplace.

So, I'm confused. As long as there's a face with the body part, then it's okay? Why is that?

malkovich
02-09-2006, 06:05 PM
... :rolly: ...

Grundy
02-09-2006, 06:07 PM
He must be talking about that episode on Laverne and Shirely.

Boom
02-09-2006, 06:23 PM
I have seen every episode of Laverne and Shirley. That is not from any of them.

Grundy
02-09-2006, 06:24 PM
Sit on my face! (like the Fonz says)

Boom
02-09-2006, 06:24 PM
Omg, your memory has pornographied my favorite 70s sitcoms!!

SIT ON IT!!!!

Sayj
02-09-2006, 07:03 PM
you guys need to get on with your lives. start working on a retirement avatar.

Eiru
02-09-2006, 07:27 PM
you guys need to get on with your lives. start working on a retirement avatar.

Like mine! :D

Morety
02-09-2006, 07:44 PM
Or mine?

Figtoria
02-09-2006, 07:50 PM
How 'bout this one?

It has clothes on...sort of...

Allison
02-09-2006, 09:56 PM
Fig!!! OMG! You crossed the line!!! :rolly:

Morety
02-10-2006, 12:55 AM
Changed "maybe" to Definitely in the title.

Sayj
02-10-2006, 12:56 AM
oh morety... you've got the power!

Boom
02-10-2006, 02:05 AM
Figgy's friend has a very funny looking nose.

If you make him laugh, does milk shoot out of it?

malkovich
02-10-2006, 02:29 AM
... :rolly: ...

spyder913
02-10-2006, 05:11 AM
I see you!
QUAID!! START THE REACTOR!!!!


=)

Dape
02-10-2006, 10:59 AM
Figgy's friend has a very funny looking nose.

If you make him laugh, does milk shoot out of it?


HaHa, reminds me of Duece Bigalow in Europe dating the chyrenolbal chick with the penis for a nose, every time she sneezed he got fwacked.

:rolly: :rolly:

Stickybuns
02-10-2006, 11:34 AM
:rolly:

Allison
02-10-2006, 02:56 PM
Okay, I solved the problem of the avatar having to be wider than it is tall. I just made a double-avi!! Which do you like better, girls? Flagman with Buttman, or Flagman with Absolut-man?

Figtoria
02-10-2006, 03:21 PM
Absolut man is absolutely yummy....

Allison
02-10-2006, 03:41 PM
Absolut-man it is!!

Stickybuns
02-10-2006, 04:17 PM
ABsolutely!!

Gwylenna
02-10-2006, 11:52 PM
Okay I'm thinking I could give up chocolate covered baby for sum nice buns. Might have to go looking for a new avitar

Allison
02-10-2006, 11:58 PM
:rolly:

Grundy
02-11-2006, 01:12 AM
Where is Morety?

Sayj
02-11-2006, 02:36 PM
confirming that Morety has the power :o)

Eseave
02-13-2006, 01:56 PM
Looks good allison but kinda looks like the flag guy is comming on to the other guy :ack:

Dape
02-13-2006, 04:10 PM
Looks good allison but kinda looks like the flag guy is comming on to the other guy :ack:

Of course he is. They are both gay.

:cheese:

Dape
02-16-2006, 02:06 PM
I want to to have butt checks as my aviatar too.
How do I do that from this??

Allison
02-16-2006, 02:09 PM
:rolly: