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Allison
09-10-2005, 09:39 PM
Suckity suck suck suckedness to the sucketh degree.
Figtoria
09-10-2005, 11:22 PM
Lmao!!!!!!
Stickybuns
09-11-2005, 12:35 AM
/em agress with ailia!
Morety
09-11-2005, 12:54 AM
It looked like it would be good, but it's got nothing but bad reviews.

Apparently Terry Gilliam wanted it released long ago, but the producer decided to store it in the vaults, and then took some scissors to it and chopped it up bigtime from what Terry wanted.

Too bad :(
siledre
09-11-2005, 12:56 AM
Suckity suck suck suckedness to the sucketh degree.

And that is a positive review!
Boom
09-11-2005, 10:36 AM
Ah, what Morety says makes sense.

I knew there was no way Gilliam could be totally responsible for this steaming pile. Although, those cut out scenes would have to be pretty awesome to balance the crappy crap that didn't get cut. If he thinks this is good, he needs to watch Time Bandits again to remind himself that he is capable of stuff that so doesn't suck.

The only good thing about the movie was that we just recently saw Team America (fuck yeah). So when the Grimm movie did a long stupid close up of Matt Damon, I just leaned over at Ailiagrundy and said "Maadaymun" in a 'slow' voice. That gave me something to laugh about for a good 10 minutes.

If you do not have the true love in your heart, then the kiss, it become the kiss of DEATH!