Hammer
08-02-2005, 01:33 PM
Ripped this from another board. I think it's pretty funny.
I just realized why i don't like Frodo
Frodo is a powerleveling twink
Come on, a total noob, and he gets handed a magic sword, a Mithril shirt, and the worlds most powerful magic ring? And he doesn't even hang around the shire and kill a couple rabbits to gain some levels. Cheating bastard runs right out to hook up with a 45th level ranger and sets out to the big dungeons. Gets healed by Elrond? Yeah, So Gandalf and Elrond had been buddies way back in beta still doesn't justify saving his pathetic ass after he attacks a Nazgul. Dude didn't even know enough to rest outside their pathing. Then hooks up with a whole guild of uber characters. Then off to the Mines of Moria. That has to be a 45+ area, Frodo probably got about 10 levels when the Baalrog died, hell Gandalf even timed it perfectly so he died too and frodo got more experience and everybody else ran out of range so he could get it all. Then even more twinking, yeah here's the secret potion to defeat the 50th level giant spider.
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I just realized why i don't like Frodo
Frodo is a powerleveling twink
Come on, a total noob, and he gets handed a magic sword, a Mithril shirt, and the worlds most powerful magic ring? And he doesn't even hang around the shire and kill a couple rabbits to gain some levels. Cheating bastard runs right out to hook up with a 45th level ranger and sets out to the big dungeons. Gets healed by Elrond? Yeah, So Gandalf and Elrond had been buddies way back in beta still doesn't justify saving his pathetic ass after he attacks a Nazgul. Dude didn't even know enough to rest outside their pathing. Then hooks up with a whole guild of uber characters. Then off to the Mines of Moria. That has to be a 45+ area, Frodo probably got about 10 levels when the Baalrog died, hell Gandalf even timed it perfectly so he died too and frodo got more experience and everybody else ran out of range so he could get it all. Then even more twinking, yeah here's the secret potion to defeat the 50th level giant spider.
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