Hehehe, I got busted.

[Boom]

Ok, I was out to lunch with two gay guys that I work with. We were all saying that we need a vacation. One of them suggested we rent a place in Key West for a week. He loooooves Key West. He says there is nothing to do there but sit on the beach, drink, smoke pot, and chill out. They said I can bring a playstation or something too. And there are tons of pretty girls for me and tons of pretty boys for them. Also, gay guys make the best wingmans. If you are a straight guy hanging out with gay guys, its like you have a stamp of approval and hot girls trust you right away. The only better wingman than a gay guy is a hot girl. So I was thinking this trip has a lot of potential. And apparently the girls on the beaches go topless. So I was totally sold. I asked who we should take with us and one of them was like, "Just us three, its guys week."

Then I thought about it for awhile and decided that we should bring Pink Girl. A week of drinking and doing drugs with Pink Girl sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe she will even go topless on the beach!!!!!! Jeez, even seeing her walk around in a bikini for a week would be uuuuuuhhhhh..... Clearly, I had to find a way to make this happen.

So I had to strategize carefully about this. Both of the gay guys really like Pink Girl, so I didn't think it would be a problem, but I didn't want to be the one who brings it up because I am pretending I don't notice her and stuff.

Then I had a brainstorm. I went to one of the guys, lets call him Guy1 and I said, "Hey, I was talking to Guy2 about the key west thingy. He really really wants to invite Pink Girl to come with us. I personally don't care, I mean its supposed to be Guys Week, but she can be an honorary guy. If it makes Guy2 happy, I guess its ok with me." Of course, he was like, "ok, that's fine, we can invite her, she is cool."

Then I went to Guy2 and I said, "Hey, I was talking to Guy1 about the key west thingy. He really really wants to invite Pink Girl to come with us. I personally don't care, I mean its supposed to be Guys Week, but she can be an honorary guy. If it makes Guy1 happy, I guess its ok with me." Of course, he was like, "ok, that's fine, we can invite her, she is cool."

I'm so clever it should be illegal!!! They both totally bought it!!

But my plan had one major flaw. Guy1 and Guy2 talked to each other and figured it out. I was at Court when it happened, so I missed it. But Guy1 pulled me aside when I got back to the office the afternoon and was like, "You so stupid!!!" and started cracking up at me. He said he walked up to Guy2 and was like, "Boom said you wanted to invite Pink Girl, that's ok if you want." And Guy2 was like, "Wait, Boom said you wanted to invite her, I didn't want to invite her." And they both kinda looked at each other for a few minutes before they figured it out. Then they were like, "Oh no he did not! Hahahaha!" Supposedly they just started cracking up and couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes.

All I can do now is deny deny deny. When I talk to Guy1 I will just insist that it was really Guy2's idea and that he is just messing with me to make me look silly. When I talk to Guy2 I will totally insist that it was really Guy1's idea and that he is just messing with me. If I am with both of them at the same time I will just say, "Ok, whateverrrrrrrrr! You guys are ridiculous!"

[Swifty_Johnson]

So was pink invited or not?

Swifty

[Noleader]

hahahahaah

[Jobius]

:rolly:

That's just too good. "Whaaat eveeerr!"

[Riddick]

I am with both of them at the same time I will just say, "Ok, whateverrrrrrrrr! You guys are ridiculous!"

You been hanging around the gay guys to much to come up with a reply like that. :p

Does sound like a hella fun trip tho.

[spyder913]

haha you are too much

[PoxTheSmall]

Who or what is pink girl?

[Boom]

Read this Thread (http://www.legionoflions.com/showthread.php?t=7201) for the Pink Girl story.

We have a lot of trials coming up this year so the trip probably won't be till september. So I still have plenty of time to work out the Pink Girl issue.

[klin]

Key West.......**DROOL**

/em gets an unexpected taste of tequila in his mouth.

I love Key West. Best place to let loose. I've been there 3 times and I barely remember any parts of the trips. Have a great time!!

[]LoL[Harm]

you lucky, lucky bastard!

[Figtoria]

I'm still confused.

Is she going?

:cheese:

[Allison]

Haha! Boom, as I'm reading that story, all I can see is you with a "Lucy-Home Alone" expression. You know the one: Lucy is in the middle of trying to hide one of her wacky schemes from Ricky, when it all goes horribly wrong and she makes that face like the Home Alone kid. :eek: :rolly:

[Roscoes_C&W]

key west is filled with fags

[Tammarion]

Haha! Boom, as I'm reading that story, all I can see is you with a "Lucy-Home Alone" expression. You know the one: Lucy is in the middle of trying to hide one of her wacky schemes from Ricky, when it all goes horribly wrong and she makes that face like the Home Alone kid. :eek: :rolly:

Booomy, you got some explaining to do....

[Morety]

Rofl!

[Swifty_Johnson]

Boomy,

There is a festivel in Key West near Halloween, most women remove their tops for it and go with body paint. Might want to be there for that.

Swifty

[cogsliastro]

ill be in florida in september,and me and a friend were thinking on goin to key west and fishing......when were u thinking of going?

[Boom]

I see body painted boobies in the French Quarter all the time. Its nice, but it ain't like bare boobies. I want fully bare boobies. Not just a 5 second flash for beads, not covered up with body paint, but just chillin out on the beach all day long.

Besides, Halloween in New Orleans is almost as good as Mardi Gras. It gets freakin nuts here.

Cogs, we really haven't settled on a date yet. This might be one of those things where we talk about it to keep our sanity, since work has been so crazy, but it never really happens. I hope not, I really really want it to happen. If we do actually get it set up, I will totally post the info here. I would love to have a few drinks with any Lions who happen to be in the neighborhood. :)

I haven't talked to Pink Girl about it yet, but I will. I mean, I don't really care if she joins us but if it makes Guy1 and Guy2 happy I guess I am ok with it. That's what I plan on telling her anyway. :D

[Roscoes_C&W]

She would probably be totally impressed by your abundance of internet buddies.

[Boom]

Pfffft, not everything is about Pink Girl. I want to have a beer with Cogs because I like Cogs, not because I want to impress Pink Girl.

And I don't want to impress Pink Girl anyway, its just funny to talk about. I work with her. Don't shit where you eat.

[MickeyFinn]

Beer? did somebody say beer? did i mention i'm 21 now?

[Cerita]

I haven't talked to Pink Girl about it yet, but I will. I mean, I don't really care if she joins us but if it makes Guy1 and Guy2 happy I guess I am ok with it. That's what I plan on telling her anyway. :D

You better make sure Guy1 and Guy2 don't start talking to her about the arrangements before the trip otherwise they might blurt out how YOU really wanted her there.. ROFL..
Go for it Hun! Can't hurt to invite, but do it soon.. Girls love to plan ahead!
~Vanilla

[WAnk]

honestly, i think that is when the fun really starts, when guy1 and guy2 slip pink girl all of the information about how hard boom worked to get her there. my gay friends can sense romance in the air like fish can sense water in the ocean, so when they do, they will do it at a time that ensures boom gets some naughty "i never realized how much i really loved you, and i'm sorry i wasted all this time dinking around" sex. the gay guys will sit around and go "awww" while listening to zoo noises all night.

honestly, this plan is a no loose situation for boom, because he already has 2 gay guys playing along. i bet the gay guys are still laughing about what happened, and will be doing everything they can to play a role in this great comedy. i wouldn't be surprised if one of them starts using an accent for the fun of it. i think the BEST case scenario involves boom doing all this work behind the scenes, only to have the gay guys blurt out what happened. if a guy tells a girl his plan, it has a much lower romantic impact compared to letting the girl finds out the plan all by herself.

boom, i'm behind you 100%. i don't have to tell you this because you know already, but it is impossible for you to fail now that you have those two on your side :) pulling out the oldest trick in the book was absolutely genius, you won them over instantly because they never saw it coming. they will never forgive themselves for letting a mere mortal (read: straight) man get the better of them, so they will fight to the death to get you laid. you have the ultimate safety net, you don't have to do anything now :) they already know what the deal is, so i wouldn't be surprised if they invite pink girl without telling her that you are going, and convince her to invite you to come on their "Girls Only" trip as an honorary chick. how hilarious would that be, having pink girl invite YOU on the trip :D

[MickeyFinn]

Totally agree with WAnk on this one. Boom, you have accidentally set up the perfect situation. Now that they have an inside joke, they will let her in on it and she will be completely flattered and rendered useless to your powers!

[WAnk]

who says it was an accident :X

[Boom]

Hehehe, to be honest, the main reason I did it was because I thought it was funny as hell. I did it like 80% because I knew they would find out and have a good laugh and 20% because I wanted to be able to tell the story to yall and my other real life friends. I am perfectly willing to sacrifice a chance at Pink Girl to get a good story. Love is fleeting, comedy is forever. But yeah, WAnk is right, this might actually work out in my favor.

I really don't think it will ever happen with Pink Girl. I've just been too silly about it already. But I can definitely get a lot more comedy out of the whole situation. :D

The two gay guys are soooooo on my side its ridiculous. One of them already thinks I am the nicest straight guy ever. He is like my best buddy at work. He was short on cash during Mardi Gras and couldn't afford to go to the Orpheus ball. I had an extra ticket because things went bad with my date so I gave him the ticket. There were a bunch of us from the office going so it wasn't like I needed a date anyway. He is a mardi gras freak and was miserable about the fact that he couldn't go to Orpheus. When I gave him the ticket I became his hero. Then he hurt his back during mardi gras. He isnt a lawyer, he assists with discovery and has to carry around boxes full of documents all the time. Lots of lawyers have this attitude like, "Im too good to do (whatever)." I never want to be like that and I have been helping him a lot with carrying stuff around while his back heals. He sent a message on the office computer system to the lawfirm partners saying that he just wants to publicly thank me for being so cool and helping him out with stuff while his back was out. He talks to me about his boyfriends and is always trying to help me with girls. And he is totally in love with Pink Girl but since she is a girl he can't go there, but he wants someone to be hitting that, and that would be me. So I know he will do whatever he can to make it happen. And lately I've gotten to be really good friends with the other gay guy. Aside from the gay thing we are a lot alike. He is a really cool guy and a brilliant environmental lawyer. We went out drinking last night and talked about all kinds of stuff, including Pink Girl. He is way on my side. He was like "Next time just come to me, the other gay guy is a gossip and will talk to Pink Girl, I will just take care of things." And earlier today he had a family emergency so he can't go to work tomorrow and I will be totally covering for him because he has some pleadings due. So he can pay me back by talking me up with Pink Girl. :D

WAnk, you are right about this being a great comedy, and the gay guys love it because what gay guy doesn't love badly written soap opera drama like this? But I don't think they will develop an accent because they both already have gay accents. I never understood this, but for some reason lots of gay guys get this accent and sound like that guy on Will and Grace and they just sound faaaaaabulous. Maybe there is some connection between the male sphincter and the vocal chords. Its pretty cool, because as long as I don't get the accent, I can go anywhere with them and never be mistaken for gay. :D

I absolutely love the WAnk idea of totally flipping the situation. Instead of being a guys only trip and Pink Girl being a last minute addition as "honorary guy" it can be a girls only trip and I can be the last minute addition as "not a girl but what the hell lets invite him anyway."

[Elvtin]

.......... genius... pure and utter genius....

[]LoL[Harm]

I'm in awe, I don't even think I'm worthy to be reading this.

[YarrThePirate]

She would probably be totally impressed by your abundance of internet buddies.


lol thats the best post ive ever read.

[Noleader]

Yarr Sighting!

[Yeponkech]

I see body painted boobies in the French Quarter all the time. Its nice, but it ain't like bare boobies. I want fully bare boobies. Not just a 5 second flash for beads, not covered up with body paint, but just chillin out on the beach all day long.

It's called Fantasy Fest, and while some are painted, most are just hangin out for you to see for as long as you want without the need for beads. Fantasy Fest makes Mardi-Gras look like the tame drunken frat party that it is.

I love Key West. Best place to let loose. I've been there 3 times and I barely remember any parts of the trips. Have a great time!!

I still don't remember all of the 6 months that I lived there.

Go for it Boom! I mean, even if you don't get to go with Pink Girl, you'll still have one hell of a time. Just remember, all the gay night clubs are the most fun, and are usually filled with straight girls because they don't want to go out and get hit on by the sleeze buckets who normally hang out in clubs. Also, it's a good way to get free drinks, just check em for roofies before you accept and politely tell the guy who sent it to you that "Sorry man, I don't swing that way."

There are some good B&B's down there if you don't want to do the usual Key West Hilton/Mariott/Hyatt thing. However, if you have the cash, I'd highly suggest you guys going in together and getting a bungalo on Sunset Key (owned by the Hilton) only un-obstructed view of the sunset, private beach, and the bungalos fucking rock man.

-Yep

[WAnk]

boom, you are my hero :) i thought i was the only one willing to do anything for a story.

and yeah, i was talking about stage-type accents, not the lisp. most gay guys seem to have their own accent, but it usually drops when there aren't any other gay guys around. i think it has to do with the torment actor inside. it is really kind of cool they can make up their own dialects on their own and can maintain them cohesively. that takes concentration and facial dexterity that i don't have. i can't even mimic a real accent, let alone keep a made up one going. if you can keep things simple so they keep progressing naturally to the eyes of a casual onlooker (pink girl), one of them is on his way to developing a cheesy french accent when he becomes the office villian and cancels the key west trip due to lack of funds on their 4 person package deal (that may or may not exist). then boom, casually walking past the cubicle as guy 2 consoles a heartbroken pink girl, swoops in to the rescue and saves the trip by offering to be a girl for a week.

trying to keep a good story going while it is going is an underated skill. i always used to trip up because my ego would catch up to me, and i would want as many casual onlookers to know what was happening while it happened, so things would break down and turn stupid. but if you don't tell anyone, sometimes it is so easy its funny. if you can keep these guys interested, work will be so much more fun, and they will do all the hard work for you :) it sounds like work has been pretty cool lately anyways. things might work out for the best if this keywest trip is put off for a while anyways. you could be getting some humping in a week if you really wanted too, but that was true before you enlisted the gay guys :) it would probably be more fun to just let things play out and wait for her to come to you. you might not get that chance, those two will become a powerful voice of humping you two might not be able to avoid. :hump:

and to end this post, boom is my hero. i wish you all the luck in the world, and i hope the story turns out well :D i want some dirty humping details before this is over. oh, and i'd veto the video camera idea on the trip, for the sake of your career. i'm not saying things will ever go bad, but if things at the office go sour, the last thing you want is for two gay guys and a girl you work with to have incriminating video of you, being male and all. that is 3 sets of claws and a sexual harassment suit you do not want to deal with.

[WAnk]

and i'm fairy convinced any two lions could take over the world, if they just put their minds too it :)

[Tammarion]

Its Pinky and the Booms! :D

[Boom]

LOL!
"What are you going to do tomorrow night Boom?"
"Same thing I do every night Pink Girl. Try to take over your world!"

[5150]

I had to post--you too funny.
BTW look out for that unexpected foursome. :eek:

[Morety]

Heya 5150! :)

[spyder913]

omg 5150.. old school

[5150]

Hi all!!
Yeah, I was just lurking around reading the funnies. :laugh:

[Rooster]

LOL!
"What are you going to do tomorrow night Boom?"
"Same thing I do every night Pink Girl. Try to take over your world!"Narf!