Lock your cyberdoor before cybersexoring:

[Morety]

omgwtfPWNED (http://www.eq2permafrost.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=216&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0) :fuct: :owned: :rolly:

[Noleader]

Hahhahahahaha

[]LoL[Harm]

Is this work safe?

[Boom]

Its kinda work safe. Its a screeny from in EQ2. The image is fine, but the text is kinda naughty. If someone walks by your desk they will just think you are looking at game screenies. If they stop to actually read the text, they will think you are a some sort of virtual perv.

[Boom]

Oh, and its funny as hell! I like how the guy shows up later in the thread and tries to deny it. You know its real and he is just denying it because his girlfriend is gonna kill him.

I can't figure out why he didn't cyber with private tells like the rest of us. Cybering in /say is just dangerous, those damn stealthers are freaking everywhere.

[Elvtin]

Thread nerf already!! lol....
link borked

[Boom]

Awwwww, the thread was like 20 pages long and I was only on page 1!!! I wanted to see this poor guy squirm some more.

[Boom]

Thread still there! It just loading real slow and sometimes times out.

[Boom]

LOL, the guy has all his armor off in the screenies and tries to explain why. He says he always takes his armor off so that newbies don't send him annoying tells asking where he got all his cool armor.

That makes a whole lot more sense than thinking he just got his toon nekky so he could cybercheat on his girlfriend.

[Figtoria]

The whole thing is beyond stupid.

Who the hell cybers in character for crying out loud????

"I'm removing my armour and setting my weapons aside."

:rolly:

That's wack.

[Boom]

Yeah, seriously! If I was gonna cyber, I would want to cyber with the female Human behind the keyboard, not with the cartoon elf on the screen.

Figgy is the smart.

[Boom]

I gently stroke your 2 foot long pointy ears while you pull my tail.

[Boom]

Omg! On page 4 his girlfriend posts. Turns out she is just his online girlfriend and they never met in real life.

hi all this is evenstar

i am posting on this thread after getting tells all day from friends and people i know in game.... it was a shock to me that cecil claimed me as his rl gf even though we live like so far away and i known cecil only from game....and no i am not his perm online gf either as he knows i told him if he wanted online relationship than he has to earn it not claim it or poses it like its his right.

yes those ss and log is truth i got originails emailed to me to my email addie....even if he was my bf do anyone think i can stand by a guy who cheats like that on me with another girl...answer to that my friends is no, i dont like my name been dragged into gutter by idiocy of someone so immature period...just to clear this up with you peeps i got nuthing to do further with cecil and his cassanova ways guys like that make girl's life hell thinking they god's gift to us well i got news i dont give a fuck about it you disloyal to me you finished thats all i am saying mr cecil find yourself some troll hookers to pleasure your needs but never come to me whispering sweet nuthingness

[]LoL[Harm]

That poor guy...that poor dumbass of a guy.

[Figtoria]

I gently stroke your 2 foot long pointy ears while you pull my tail.

:rolly:

What would the undead guys say?

"My rotting flesh sloughs off as you caress me."

WTF

[Swifty_Johnson]

Hehe, this is really funny. Talk about owned.

Swifty

[Morety]

His girlfriend posting was the best of all!

But it seems he got caught doing exactly this in a previous game (AC?) too. OMG what an idiot.

I sense this as being the next Star Wars kid.

Get ready to start quoting this thread whenever you can :D

[Morety]

Undead Cybor:

You grab my hard bone in your hand, and as you firmly grip it and give it a tug, it pops off my body... I then go out of the room to get a beer as you use it upon yourself at both the speed and penetration distance you want...

[Boom]

LOLOL! RP cybar is the best.

This guy was so pwned. Someone used this gif thingy. Let me see if I can figure out how to put it here...

http://www.proaxis.com/~wildbill/pics/ownedbrucelee.gif

[Roscoes_C&W]

People still cyber? I thought that fad went out a long time ago. What's the point?

[Figtoria]

Somewhere around the 3rd page it talks about how he was caught doing the same thing in FFXI and teh "girl" he thought he was doing turned out to be a guy!!!

That guy is the definition of PWNED!!!

[Roscoes_C&W]

ya, im sure that never happens.

[butress]

my theory is about 90% of the stuff in that thread is just made up and its a publicity stunt for the website. esp that gf post. it's way too convenient. regardless. rofl.

[Yellow5]

Recently spotted in #beyondunreal

Ceciliantas> who wants some lovin?

[spyder913]

lol Y5

[Macs]

"I put on my robe and wizard hat!!!!!!"

[Morety]

lmao atta y5!

[Yellow5]

The sad thing was.. nobody in #beyondunreal got it. I was quoting the guy and asking "a/s/l?!?" and got nothing.

I even asked them if I could undo their armor. I was almost banned from the channel. :)

[Bachanus]

That is kinda disturbing on so many levels. I like the part where she says she is "not his perm online g/f". :eek: Guess she was just a temp. In fact, the whole soap opera of him "cheating", someone emailing anon, the evidence to her. Hilarious!

:laugh:

[Murrie]

that threads out of control! 85% of the posts are "greetings from webforumxxx03, you ogt so pwned!"

but some of it is just pure comic gold:

Government wrote:
Things about Cecil:

- He flirted with 3 guys in a row he thought were women then became angry when they told him that they wern't his type.

- He once had a online "Girlfriend" in FFXI for 8 months. He sent her gifts, cash and basicly his whole character. Turns out he was a guy too who sold all his gear for real money.Thats why he left FFXI.

- He's around 17, has a truck and thinks that shop class is a welding job.


In any case , keep this up. Comedy Gold.


The second one is completely true. The third one, about him being a welder is true as well. I dunno about the other shit. About the second one...his fault for "falling in love" with a char from FFXI. Still, the person that did it too him was an incredibly big asshole. It was like a 14 year old guy, who rubbed it in so badly.

[Morety]

Ecliptic would've had fun with him!

Yellow, wait to see if the post catches on over at BuF. Still a little early for them I guess ;) I could do some thread self-promotion on it to make sure they figure it out...

[Boom]

Its funny on so many levels. I just don't even know where to start.

I love how after he is done cybering her he is like, "You must be done, you can stay here for a while if you want, I am going to go do some crafting." In real life women love that stuff. "Hey baby, that should keep you quiet for a few hours, I am going to watch some football."

[Cinamon Styxx]

OMG OMG laffing till tears come

Cina :hump: :hump: :hump:

[Boom]

I think I might roll a toon named Ceciliantas in WoW tonight and hang around one of the big cities trying to cyber everyone.

[Figtoria]

Reminds me of that Steve Martin skit - (using his Swinging Sex God voice) - "I know how to say the things a woman wants to hear...like "Are you through yet?""

[Bachanus]

I think I might roll a toon named Ceciliantas in WoW tonight and hang around one of the big cities trying to cyber everyone.


TOO FUNNY, I CANT TAKE IT :laugh:

[butress]

I think I might roll a toon named Ceciliantas in WoW tonight and hang around one of the big cities trying to cyber everyone.

your instance or mine?

[Boom]

I'll help you undon your armor if you help me unbraid my taur beard. :D

[Yellow5]

<Tool> But the first pic that started it all was blurred, and thats when the guy who had cybersex decided to spill all the details about the pic and then conviently say he knows nothing about it and he didn't do it.
* Ceciliantas removes your armor.
<Tool> lol
<Selerox> the mystery chick was: Allannah, Hunter of Goblins
<Selerox> haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
* Ceciliantas kisses you slowly and starts to rub you in the naughty parts.
* Ceciliantas pulls out his +5 c*ck of smite and hammers Tool in the face!


There ya go. They finally know what the deal is. Sorry about the last line, I just had to get Tool. :) And they had no idea it was me.

[Syri]

i guessed it, was just writing "Hello Y5!" in a pm and you quit...
was well timed aswell, sel and tool had just been discussing that very post

[TheoncegreatMaeson]

Lol yeah.. I play on the same server as Cecil; grouped with him several times prior to this. I think everyone and their brother on the internet knows this guy now.. quite famous - Over 344,000 views 1100+ posts. Kinda feel sorry for him though, havn't gone a day w/o seeing something in /ooc broadcasted zone wide about Cecil and his cybering.

I don't even know why he bothers to deny it. I have seen/heard him on several occasions flirting or what not with this Evenstar. Pretty pathetic if you ask me; Don't really know his real age, some said 17.. some say 34, he told me prior to this post that he was 20yrs old, so I dont know. What's surprising is that he still plays the game; can't imagine all the /tells he gets.

[Wolf]

Crap, this brings back so many memories from playing EQ1.... I used to have to stealth around in a lot of cities to avoid the guards, so I'd usually stay stealthed the whole time..... every now and then there'd be a couple toons sitting in a corner behind a building doing something similar....

Later in the game, when I finally began to aquire "ph4t 1337 lewt" I had an item that gave me permanent See Invisible ability. It's amazing how many people forgot that even though an invisibility spell conceals their toons, their /em messages are still broadcast in a short radius that others can see.

So you'd just be walking around Freeport, and stop into a bar to grab some some supplies and some booze *You have become better at Alcohol Tolerance! (+200)*, and suddenly these messages start scrolling by in your message window:

> *Ceciliantas removes your armor
> *Ceciliantas kisses you slowly and starts to rub you in the naughty parts.

And n00bs nearby are like "WTF?!!!" not realizing it's coming from one of the rooms directly upstairs.

[Riddick]

Haha this is great.. here is the guys website explaining why he did it and proving it is all real.

http://www.thedauntless.com/cecil.html

[Wolf]

hahaha pwn3d...it was about guild politics all along...no surprise there :cheese:

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

Too funny

[Murrie]

google returns a few things; (10+pages...)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=Ceciliantas&btnG=Search

is EQ2 worth paying for just to go to permafrost and make fun of that guy?

[Riddick]

Took one last look at that forum and saw this:

[Murrie]

i cannot believe how funny that whole thing was, and the comic book guys puts it right over the top!

[Swifty_Johnson]

I'm betting there are a buch of guys making female toons just to hit on him.

Swifty