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Dape
12-07-2004, 09:36 PM
T-shirt company helps Americans relax on vacation - by posing as Canadians

Tue Dec 7, 5:07 PM ET

LESLIE HOFFMAN

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - An American T-shirt company has a solution for fellow citizens who want to vacation in Europe without having to answer questions about U.S. politics: pose as Canadians.



For $24.95 US (about $30 Cdn), T-shirtKing.com offers the "Go Canadian" package, full of just the kind of things an American traveller needs to leave home and its politics behind. There's a Canadian flag T-shirt, a Canadian flag lapel pin and a Canadian patch for luggage or a backpack. There's also a quick reference guide - "How to Speak Canadian, Eh?" - on answering questions about Canada.


It's the brainchild of employees at the Mountainair, N.M.-based company known for novelty T-shirts it sells worldwide on the Internet.


The Go Canadian idea sprouted after one of company president Bill Broadbent's colleagues heard of someone being harassed about U.S. politics during a recent overseas trip.


Some people might not mind, but others "just want to be on vacation," Broadbent said. "So we were joking that they could just go as Canadians, and that just kind of evolved."


The package went up on the company website Nov. 12, and sold a couple hundred within weeks.


Sylvia Dawson's boyfriend has been joking that she needed to find him a Canadian flag for a coming trip to Spain. That's after his daughter, who is studying there, warned that he might be questioned about politics when he comes to visit.


So she bought a package.


"I said, 'What are you going to do if someone asks you about the prime minister of Canada?' And he said, 'I'll study up,' " Dawson said.


Such questions are the reason for the package's quick reference guide, which offers tips in case an American in disguise gets quizzed on Canada.


When it comes to sports, the guide suggests: "This is easy to remember. There is only one real sport in Canada and it is called hockey. Regardless of any trivia question, the answer is Wayne Gretzky.


If a Canadian says he had to "deke out of a meeting," it means he avoided the meeting. If someone is headed to "Hogtown," that's Canadian for Toronto. A trip to "Cowtown" means the person is going to Calgary.


And in all cases, the guide advises: "If your vacation is to be stress free, leave those heavy politics behind and travel with a light heart and quick wit, Canadian style."

Go Canadian (http://www.t-shirtking.com/gocanadian.html/29405d71c219fa9f883fe74d0e24f94d)

Rooster
12-07-2004, 11:38 PM
Rofl.

Morety
12-08-2004, 11:38 AM
Everything I've heard is that in Europe, you want to be identified as being Canadian and not be mistaken as an American. Overall attitudes towards you by the locals improve. Before going over, a Canadian flag tattoo, patch on the backpack, anything helps out.

Now, since there's going to be US infiltrators, I can hardly wait to be known as a loud-mouthed, obnoxious Canadian within a couple years. ;)

]LoL[Harm
12-08-2004, 11:48 AM
LOL, I've actually decided not to go to the World Cup 2005 in Germany. Stick it up your ass Bush for ruining my vacation plans. Couldn't you just go to war after the World Cup?

;)

Roscoes_C&W
12-08-2004, 11:58 AM
Who wants to go to Europe anyways?

Morety
12-08-2004, 02:45 PM
You should.

It'll make you appreciate what you've got at home :)

There's a ton of history over there though. They've been around for thousands of years, while we (North Americans) have got all of maybe 300 years of history? So, if you're into historical stuff (which I am)(not that I'm historical... but into old stuff.. no my wife's not old... bah I better shut up)...

]LoL[Harm
12-08-2004, 02:50 PM
I don't think Roscoe is in to appreciating much of anything. :)

Roscoes_C&W
12-08-2004, 03:00 PM
There's alot of things that need to be seen right here in the states. I have no desire to go to Europe.

Roscoes_C&W
12-08-2004, 03:05 PM
A list of my appreciations:
sluts
open bars
sports
cheap laborers
99 cent menus
mountains
beaches
drugs
and uuuuuuh money

Canidae
12-08-2004, 03:06 PM
There are great things to see here, but its great to experience other cultures as well. I had the joy and great opurtunity to live in Germany for 5 years as a kid. It was a very interesting time and we meet some incredible people. The land was nothing short of gorgeous.

The wall was still up at that time. I can recall seeing it once. It was wild watching it come down after having known some of the older generation of German's there and having listened to their stories.

Popo
12-08-2004, 04:01 PM
dual citizen ftw :D gogo mexican passport

Rooster
12-08-2004, 04:48 PM
Roscoes needs to visit ONE place in Europe.

AMSTERDAM

Gwylenna
12-08-2004, 06:19 PM
Or he can just visit where I now work.

Though I have been told that the clubs in Amsterdam are better, something to do with prostitution being allowed.

Boom
12-08-2004, 06:52 PM
You work at a marijuana coffee house like in Amsterdam? That sounds like the best job EVER!

Are they hiring?

Gwylenna
12-09-2004, 11:11 AM
I guess that is the other thing missing from where I work, the pot.

Hello
12-09-2004, 05:10 PM
Harm! NO! Dont skip the World Cup! Just go as a german like I am. For that matter go with me.

]LoL[Harm
12-15-2004, 03:00 PM
Well I'm still saving up for it but hell I'm afraid of getting lynched.

Hello
12-15-2004, 03:02 PM
Haha we didnt have any problems in europe during the summer. Just dont go to the scandnavian countries of France and you are good.