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MickeyFinn
10-26-2004, 07:42 PM
Please review this proof closely, as it should change your vote.

Grundy
10-26-2004, 07:57 PM
Bushie is a girl.

Noleader
10-26-2004, 08:02 PM
lol it is almost as bad as Kerry's sports pics...

Boom
10-26-2004, 11:35 PM
Wow, Bush wasn't kidding when he said he was a Texas girl.

Nabyriende
10-27-2004, 12:23 AM
Um, well...you have one of two options. Bush, whom may not have the best form, but got the ball to the catcher, or Kerry, who I heard pitched the ball and it bounced on the ground before rolling to the catcher. >_< Hrm.

MickeyFinn
10-27-2004, 01:07 AM
That signature has got to go.

Coplann
10-27-2004, 03:12 AM
as Pres. Roosevelt said:"no sports."

Noleader
10-27-2004, 11:44 AM
as Pres. Roosevelt said:"no sports."
I assume you are talking about FDR and not Teddy... In which case it is because he was bound to a chair...

Murrie
10-27-2004, 11:53 AM
anyone catch the discovery channel show on FDR and how he lead America into world war 2? Had lots of great commentators including Bill Clinton and Walter Cronkite. It was really very good.

I learn a few things, and admire greatly his vision and foresight. Basically he understood the longer term problems with nazis and began preparing America for the war long long before we entered it. Alot of what he did was underhanded and nearly illegal, and he often pretty much lied to Americans because he had too convince them of the rightness of the war while assuring that he was not trying to get involved... A very fine line walked by a very great man. I do not like all the things he did, such as the now permanent income tax, but have great amounts of respect for him.

Noleader
10-27-2004, 11:57 AM
In many cases he abused the Office of the President but he did bring America out of the worst depression in our history with no lasting effects... He earned in place in history.

Swifty_Johnson
10-27-2004, 11:58 AM
Now if we can only get rid of Social (in)Security.

Swifty

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 12:01 PM
Go watch a slow motion of Roger Clemens pitch, or any other great picther for that matter and they will strike that exact same, or similar, pose at some point in there delivery. That is in fact a very good position to be in when pitching a ball. He looks like he knows what he is doing, you would know this if you knew anything about baseball. Very good form Bush, nice work.

Post
10-27-2004, 12:22 PM
"That is in fact a very good position to be in when pitching a ball."

I disagree. It doen't look like there's much motion throughout his body beyond his arm (which is bad). Good pitching involves stretched legs for the push, and the chest is rarely squared off to the home plate until the ball is even to the rest of the body. I'd like a link to a pic of Roger Clemens doing the same.

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 12:25 PM
This is a warm up pitch, not a complete delivery. He's not trying to strike anyone out here, he's playing catch, tossin it.

Post
10-27-2004, 12:29 PM
Then how is that like a Roger Clemens pitch, or good form?

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 12:31 PM
because the basic things to throwing a ball are throwing overhand, keeping your elbow up, and pointing to where you want to throw with your left foot(if you're right handed) and those basic things are all done. That is a text book way to throw a baseball, children could learn from it.

Post
10-27-2004, 12:34 PM
That is not the textbook method of pitching a baseball, though. And if he's just tossing the ball and not pitching it, that just kinda adds to the original judgment of a Nancy anyway.

Allison
10-27-2004, 12:35 PM
Haha! Are you guys going to argue about whether or not Bush pitches like a girl? I think someone should send this pic to Moveon so they can put it in an ad. This is something the American people need to know! I can see it now: Ominous music in the background; pictures of terrorists floating across the screen; we hear a deep, threatening voice: Osama Bin Laden .... Abu Musab al-Zarqawi; and then, this picture, and the announcer says, George Bush? Haha! :laugh:

Post
10-27-2004, 12:38 PM
Well, both men are the devil, so we might as well make a decision on clumsy football catches or Nancy baseball pitches.

Murrie
10-27-2004, 12:39 PM
lol, sports would very much backfire on Kerry. Sure he windsurfs and bikerides, but he tried to throw out the first pitch at fenway the other night and a. didnt stand on the mound, and b. bounced the ball over homeplate.

and he looked just as dorky:

Boom
10-27-2004, 12:40 PM
They are both girls.

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 12:42 PM
That is the textbook method of throwing a baseball and in fact is nothing like throwing like a girl. A girl pushes the ball. A girl doesn't reach back and throw over the top. That is what is meant by "throwing like a girl", when you push the ball instead of throw it. You throw the ball by reaching back and throwing over the top with your elbow up and point at the target you wish to throw to with your left foot(right handers only). If you take still shots of any major leaguer throwing the ball you will find them in goofy positions at times and alot of them do not throw like they are supposed to, but thats fine they are major leaguers they can throw by whatever works for them. When you teach a kid to throw you teach them to reach back, throw over the top, elbow up, point at the target with your left foot(right handers only) and thats the basic steps taken in order to throw a baseball.

Murrie
10-27-2004, 12:43 PM
aye, pretty sad state of affairs when these titans are our choices...

im voting griffin, his car is painted like the general lee!

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 12:43 PM
Kerry has good form as well.

Swifty_Johnson
10-27-2004, 01:01 PM
Dude, what's with his crotch area, don't tell me he's wearing a cup to throw out a pitch. Rolled up sock?

Swifty

Post
10-27-2004, 01:02 PM
"When you teach a kid to throw you teach them to reach back, throw over the top, elbow up, point at the target with your left foot(right handers only) and thats the basic steps taken in order to throw a baseball."

Actually, you're supposed to keep your elbow even to your shoulder (ie, your forearm parallel to the ground). But he's throwing like you see the girls do in softball. I'll look for pics.

Noleader
10-27-2004, 01:03 PM
Dude, what's with his crotch area, don't tell me he's wearing a cup to throw out a pitch. Rolled up sock?

Swifty
Its called a dick... something your guy does not have...

Boom
10-27-2004, 01:03 PM
Its a costume malfunction, like the bulge in Bush's back.

Why are you lookin there anyway?

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 01:05 PM
Stop looking at his crotch u friggin sicko. We got another Bill Oreilly on our hands I see. Goddamn supposed moral leaders who are such hypocrits. Looking at others private area, DISGUSTING!!!

Swifty_Johnson
10-27-2004, 01:09 PM
Its called a dick... something your guy does not have...

If he had one of those, you would think he's done better in his love life.

HAHA, made y'all look down there. :)

Swifty

Murrie
10-27-2004, 01:10 PM
damn you swifty, now im upset that i posted that picture...

Grundy
10-27-2004, 01:51 PM
Its under there.

Swifty_Johnson
10-27-2004, 02:10 PM
:) I know what it is, it's a bullet proof cup, they are protecting what he thinks with.

Swifty

Noleader
10-27-2004, 02:14 PM
I think we already found it is Bush that has the ego issues :)

Roscoes_C&W
10-27-2004, 02:19 PM
You already know Kerry will do anything to get votes. He swayed women voters with that sock stuffing stunt.

Boom
10-27-2004, 02:22 PM
I know what it is, it's a bullet proof cup, they are protecting what he thinks with.
You are confusing Kerry with Clinton.

MickeyFinn
10-27-2004, 05:15 PM
Bush is throwing like Sandy Cofax used to. There's a reason nobody else does this anymore. The body is supposed to be using the front leg as a pivot, like a teeter totter. The back lag is supposed to be thrusting off of the mound for extra horizontal force, and the left arm (for a right handed guy) is supposed to be driving downward to augment it.

Bush is doing some of these things.... But never, EVER open your body up to the batter. Your left arm should almost be able to touch your right leg before you let go of the ball.

Noleader
10-27-2004, 07:10 PM
The funniest thing is for how much shit we all talk, including myself, most of us would have trouble at their ages getting throwing the ball properly along with still getting it on target.