To the sex crazed conservatives.

[Boom]

I was just reading in another thread here and some of you self proclaimed conservaties were talking about your sex lives. Debunking the theory that conservatives are uptight and don't like sex and stuff.

So I was wondering how yall felt about the conservatives banning sex toys in Alabama?

http://slate.msn.com/id/2104768

[Murrie]

Alabama men cant provide for their women and are jealous.

[Roscoes_C&W]

I like small government, like really small. I'm an anarchist. I guess my best option is to vote republican. I don't really agree with alot of their shit, I just want the smallest government possible because I feel that the government is incapable of doing anything efficiently, everything they do is wasteful. I mean we all know government employees, and government offices, why do you want to give the government more jobs, THEY SUCK AT WORK.

Anyways, you remember the first season of The Apprentice? Now, one of people on that show was a government employee, can you guess who?? That's right Amaroso was, and do you remember how she was? SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE! I mean she wasn't capable of doing over 30 minutes of actual work without complaining and then sitting on her ass. I remember in like the final showdown she had 1 job, to get Jessica Simpson from the airport to the hotel AND SHE FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO SHIT! She was the typical government employee.

Anyways, I don't even know what im talking about anything, im tired.

[Boom]

If you like small government vote democrat. Republicans claim to be the party of small government, but once they get elected its pork pork pork.

Yes democrats do it too, but the size of government increased less under Clinton then under Bush.

[Swifty_Johnson]

Yes democrats do it too, but the size of government increased less under Clinton then under Bush.

Under Clinton we didn't have 9/11 and a new department being made. Also, under Clinton the growth in goverment payroll was off-set by decreased in the number of people in the military (who are also counted as goverment employees) so who knows what numbers Clinton would have racked up if more people signed up for the military.

Swifty

(oh, and do you know that democrats hold more seats on the Alabama house than repubs right?)

[Figtoria]

What does this have to do with Conservatives hating sex toys?

[Roscoes_C&W]

These aren't normal conservatives. These are right-wing wackos who are way out of touch with reality. This is in the bible belt so you have all these crazies in office who get their information from jesus. I guess when they were talking to Jesus about the sex toys Jesus got real pissed off and told them to ban dildos cause it's bad for the kids. I think the rest of the country is alot more moderate and understanding of both sides. Or atleast that's how it is in California where there aren't a bunch of bible thumping assholes forcing jesus down everyones throat.

[Murrie]

I live in the Bible belt, and the Only day that I have to cough up Jesus is on Sundays when im out of beer...

[Roscoes_C&W]

I live in the Bible belt, and the Only day that I have to cough up Jesus is on Sundays when im out of beer...
I hear dat.

[Sparky]

If you like small government vote democrat. Republicans claim to be the party of small government, but once they get elected its pork pork pork.

Yes democrats do it too, but the size of government increased less under Clinton then under Bush.

The 'small government government' party flips back and forth based on which party is in power (right now Democrats are campaigning on it, before it was Republicans)... It's somewhat offensive when you think about it, the realize that at least a good portion of the country isn't happy with a large government so they make promises that they have no intention of keeping or that they discover are impossible when they get into office.

Anyways, Roscoes, small government doesn't necessarily mean anarchy.

[Sparky]

Oh yeah, and as for the sex toys... Maybe the male population is just worried that they're losing what they see as their power over women... just a thought. :X

[Roscoes_C&W]

There isn't a sex toy in the world that can satisfy a woman like I do. I'm confident in saying that.