Hamas elects new Commander, Changes name to COBRA

[Tammarion]

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Hamas secretly appointed a new Gaza Strip (news - web sites) chief early Sunday, but refused to reveal his identity after Israel assassinated two of the militant group's top leaders in less than a month, Hamas sources said

oh ya... he'll show up in public with a chrome mask :D Can Destro and the Crimson Guard be far behind? :D

[Jammer]

It does appear that if Hamas has some guys causing internal strife, that electing them president might be the most expedient solution.

Jammer

[Allison]

Lol, Jammer.

I don't know what Sharon is up to. His recent actions certainly aren't promoting peace.

[Rooster]

Sorry, but promoting peace with those that wanna kill you because you're there...

Still hard to swallow.

[Tammarion]

Shrug - what really sucks is that Hamas isn't just the place you go to to take a wack at getting the 17 virgin special afterlife - it seems to provide better social services than the PA - which is the reason Arafat is such a problem. The PA pockets all the western financial assistance for the west bank/gaza, leaving Hamas as where you go for food, clothing, yadda yadda.

[Rooster]

I had an e-friend that was a former-Israeli special ops. He had been involved in a few skirmishes with the Syrians and Hamas... he said the things he's seen them do - when they tear through an Israeli village... should never be witnessed by human kind. :(

Handing out food and clothing doesn't make up for terrorizing people just trying to lead every-day lives.

[Tammarion]

Oh goodness no - crucifixion is too good for them. My point is that like any weed, you can't just hack at the thorny part - you have to go after the roots. In this case its coming up with a social network to push out the one Hamas runs, which brings me back to why I think Arafat is a useless turd.

[Boom]

I've had virgins. There is a certain novelty and ego boost to it, but gimme an experienced girl anyday.

Those guys must be noobs at sex if they are willing to die just to get a bunch of virgins. Now if the reward was a bunch of drunken college nymphos I could understand.

[Jammer]

Boom...always there for us to cut straight to the heart of the matter. I might get religion if I can get the "Eternal College Nympho" reward dialed in. :)

Jammer

[Rooster]

LMAO... your wife doesn't read the forums, does she... :p

[Swifty_Johnson]

They current HAMAS leader is in Syria, humm wounder why?

Swifty

[Eiru]

Boom...always there for us to cut straight to the heart of the matter. I might get religion if I can get the "Eternal College Nympho" reward dialed in. :)

Jammer

Yet one more reason to vote Jammer! It's time for write-in folks!

[Badger]

I cant seem to understand why Israel hasnt exterminated the lot of these Palestinians yet, starting with Arafat. They suck so bad Jordan booted them out at gun-point years ago. No Arab country wants that nest of rats.

There will never be peace with them. In a war you must eradicate your enemy or you will never win.

[spyder913]

yeah genocide is a good idea!!!!!!

[Allison]

Lol @ Spyder.