Osirus adventures?

[WasHighPingDuck]

Is Osirus camped in a dryer, really just practicing to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
Shouldn't he be practicing in a washer?
Maybe with extra bleach, well they are the great lakes.
Who starts these kinds of rumors anyway?
Did 'O' get a note from his Mommy cause they won't let you go over without one!
Where's the bathroom in a barrel anyway, because about half way down I'd need one!
More power to ya 'O'! ;)

[osirus]

hahahahah what are you talking about Duck! hahahahaha

=)

[WasHighPingDuck]

It's all worked out 'O', except of course the question of which ]LOL[ member your might want to take with you!
Morety's out, right!
The traped in an enclosed enviroment with the risk of major air quality degradation and then he might be so pleased with himself that he'd break into song!
Just not worth it.
Then there's I B B, well he's your bro and all butt, well he's got a reputation for unexpected mating!
Prolly came from Come By Chance, Newfoundland. ;)
Well what about Rooster, he thinks he's a duck and that little pecker might cost you an eye in the fall.
As ageneral rule you should stay away from any animals, when all heck breaks loose they may decide to change their minds.
I wouldn't want to be trying to reason with, say a Baddgerr, over accomadation on the fly so to speak!
To make things short, I'd go with Whoopass because he may know a prayer or too, seeing as he's a Reverend and all!
Might be handy at a time like this! ;)
More power to ya "O"! :)

[I_B_Bangin]

He's ether playing some sick game of madlibs or he's totally lost his mind!

:rolly:

[mileena]

sorry, imma hijack this thread...

WasHighPingDuck! explain your name! it's the most bizarre nick i've ever seen!



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[WasHighPingDuck]

Hey,
What's this "totally lost his mind!" stuff?
There's no glory or future in dryer riding so I know that 'O' must be going barrel riding!
Your just miffed that I suggested that you might not be the most suitable candidate for co-pilot!
Now 'O' don't forget that note from Mommy.
You'll have to ride the Canadian side and we are stickelers for red tape up here and nothing cuts it like "The Note From Mommy"!
I recomend friday or saturday night for the best live TV audience.
No one will take you serious if you put LOL on the side so maybe {950}ROCKS will go better!
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, get a good barrel.
An old Accadian Distilleries Rum barrel should be well seasoned and if you swish it first and take some along you might not notice the bumps!
The {950}ROCKS paint should stick on it good too!
More power to ya 'O'! :)

DANgerous...online800ping knocking my FC into the lava ... HighPing'Duck" ... get DSL .... WasHighPingDuck ;)
I do get a lot of comments, FongWon's wife wanted to know if I was from HighPing China! I always wanted to go to China!

[WasHighPingDuck]

'OOOOOOmman',
Issss trryyyyyin ya git ca a baaaarrrel but Gaaaad ders a lod a rume in one a deeehssss herreee baaaaarrrreels !
Scusee mee I gad a chuck! @^#%&$ aaahhhhh
So 'OOOOmman' like wwhin yaa commmiing up eh?
Yaa caan'tt bee gooiin ooover in a half full one!
I beeen embiiibin aaaallllllllll day en it aain't eeeven dinted!

In da jungle, the Lions jjjungle, the lion slllllleeps to tight.
In da jungle, the Lions jjjungle, the lion slllllleeps to tight.
LoL LoL LoL LoL,
LoL LoL LoL LoL,

Hey bring Morety,
I hear him singing it in my hed!
Bring the Rev too!
I ain't drinking noo ssppaaace for hiim!
;)

[Morety]

lmao @ whpd

This guys nuts.

GRAB HIM!!!!!!!!

He makes me proud to be Canadian. Well, after a dozen or so beers anyway. ;)

I do have to agree with you about the 950rocks thing. People would really love seeing that go over the Falls.

[Yoshi]

Originally posted by osirus
hahahahah what are you talking about Duck! hahahahaha

=)

http://ftp.clan950.org/yoshi/images/proofinthepudding.jpg

I think we know Osirus ;)

[malkovich]

lol yoshi ...

whpd is clearly suffering the effects of 950 letting solares join ... :P ... pretty soon they will all be talking like this !

sol message me if you are still having that problem posting here ... :D ...

... shirk ...

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[WasHighPingDuck]

Has anyone seen Osirus??? :ooer:
I did say BARREL, did I not!
If I'd only known, I'd have given you the dryer hints!
Like CLOSE the DOOR! :eek:
If you were going to leave it open you could have taken Morety or is that why the door is open?
I guess that sort of handles the bathroom issue too!
And take out the BOUNCE first! :ack:
Boy it got ugly, when I took the shot they were on their third rebound and it was getting dark!
I'm not sure it even counts if you don't get to the bottom!
Did it occure to anyone that dryers don't float? :dead:
What am I going to do with the other 44 gallons of rum? :p
More power to ya 'O', where ever you are! ;)

[mileena]

:confused: *goes to get a highpingduck translator*

[Morety]

Has anyone seen Osirus???

he's not been around here lately

I did say BARREL, did I not!

wtf is he going over in a dryer for instead of a barrel dammit!

If I'd only known, I'd have given you the dryer hints!
Like CLOSE the DOOR!

you're gonna get wet buddy


If you were going to leave it open you could have taken Morety or is that why the door is open?

If you take m0rety and leave the door open, the stench could escape and also, he might get bathed in the process

I guess that sort of handles the bathroom issue too!

You can hang your wang out the dryer to pee. (Note that he doesn't realize we wear depends so it doesn't cut into our computer gaming and drinking time)

And take out the BOUNCE first!

...or is that a piece of toilet paper sticking out the back of your pants?

Boy it got ugly, when I took the shot they were on their third rebound and it was getting dark!

She was a very ugly one, so I took a 'shot'. She wouldn't come home with me after her first two relationships. But after her third, Ms Ugly was desparate enough...as long as I didn't turn on the lights so she could see me

I'm not sure it even counts if you don't get to the bottom!

1st base to 3rd base don't mean nothing unless you hit the home run. So I guess my encounter with Ms Ugly doesn't actually 'count'.

Did it occure to anyone that dryers don't float?

You might sink if you hit bottom. (Note: Um, whpd, why do you think the bounce was in there for in the first place? So he'd bounce, not sink! Duh!)

What am I going to do with the other 44 gallons of rum?

Rum comes in 45 gallon barrels I say bring it into #LoL and it'll last a good half hour or so! :D

More power to ya 'O', where ever you are!
Heya moo old buddy...if you ever see this post