Coming out of Wood Works

[gepper]

It is interesting that it seems like no one is on these blogs, and then all of a sudden 11/15 happens! Must be a full moon tonight?

[spyder913]

which blogs?

[Golmacmourna]

gepp is too young to remember when things were called 'message boards'. These days, it's all blogs this and myspace that... Get off my lawn, Gepper! Damn kids and their sneakers...

[MickeyFinn]

and their rap music

[Grundy]

i thought this was a bulletin board

[Golmacmourna]

actually it's a newsgroup

[MickeyFinn]

More like a tabloid, really. By the way, did you hear that Lance Armstrong just banged Ashley Olsen's brains out? Gross. Conceivably, he could be her grandfather.

[Post]

He's 36 and she's 21. I'm 33, and I'd be lying if I stated I haven't fooled around with any 18 year-olds...

[]LoL[Harm]

I'm with Post. I'm 30, and currently seeing a 19 year old.

[YarrThePirate]

Thats pretty bad lol. I dated a 19 year old a few years ago (Ive only been single for 6 months of the last 9 years of my life and Im 26). I felt pretty dirty as a 24 year old dating a 19 year old. She just finished high school for crying out loud lol. Even at 24 I felt like I was way way way to old for her. Keep in mind she was smoking hot so I put up with her for a while lol.

[Golmacmourna]

The only thing better than crushing innocence is crushing more innocence--where's her sister?

[]LoL[Harm]

It felt a little odd at first but she is able to hang with all of my friends in conversations and wit (though our style of wit can often be seen as the most brutish wit imaginable). If the mind is old enough, physical age don't mean poop to me...well as long as they can vote at least.

[spyder913]

don't forget "doesn't count as statutory" Harm

BTW, I think Ashley is just so used to being one of 'the twins' that she was looking for a man who was missing one of his twins, just to spice it up.

[Grundy]

30 is the new 20 so it makes sense

...although that means youre dating a logical 9 year old. I guess thats a cheaper movie ticket too.

[Golmacmourna]

herm? sounds like bedpost math to me. You'd be dating a logical 12 year old. Which is completely acceptible in the middle east and deep south.

[spyder913]

Yeah just to confirm:
if 30 = "20", then age * 2/3 = "age"
19 * 2/3 = "12.7"

"9" * 3/2 = 13.5! So I don't think anybody around here would be dating a "9" year old.

[MickeyFinn]

I think he meant that applies for men

[Dape]

don't forget "doesn't count as statutory" Harm

BTW, I think Ashley is just so used to being one of 'the twins' that she was looking for a man who was missing one of his twins, just to spice it up.

Morety dated twins. Or maybe he just had sex with twins?

[Dape]

And btw who the fu8k is phoning me at 1am?/????

[malkovich]

... :rolly: ...

[Slicks]

And btw who the fu8k is phoning me at 1am?/????


Its Mary Kate......she wants to be with a real man now also.....since her sister was only with "half" a man:rolly:

[Morety]

Before I started dating the first "twin" I used to follow them singing "Why am I, in love in stereo" :D

I've actually dated another twin later on down the road.

And it wasn't me phoning at 1am. Must be an old, drunk girlfriend or something.

[Allison]

I think a big age difference is gross. That is, until the day that a hot, 20 year-old boy wants me. On that day, I imagine I'll think it's pretty cool. :D

I met my first husband when I was 18. He was 32. It didn't make any difference at all ... until about 5 years later. But, c'est la vie!

[Morety]

When I was 32, I boinked a 21 year old and a 40 year old within a month of each other. Both were good.

[Golmacmourna]

going from hot to cold like that really quickly is a great way to temper steel.