A whales virginia...

[Grundy]

i dreamed...

i was in San Diego with my friend Jammer at a posh bar on the ocean.

we had just come from a jack talk tai very well restaurant.

the bartender, paul, was on the fence, teetering (sp?). we wondered which way he would fall.

it was close to midnight. the jack and coke was exceptionally sweet as i recall, and may have mentioned many times.

we were perty drunk and decided we really needed to tell that fact to someone. a close and dear someone.

so we called Boom.

sorry dream Boom.

[spyder913]

an apology for drunken dream dialing? hehe

[Figtoria]

It was 3 am. :rolly:

Then they told Boom that it was really late and he should go to sleep.

:rolly:

In my considered opinion - he loved it...

:rolly:

Crazy drunken goooooooooobers!

[Morety]

lmao, drunken late night phone calls rock!

[Allison]

Grundy, Boom told me I need to teach you about time zones.

[Coplann]

I read: "A whales vagina..." and was like /gross ><

ya I need some sleep it seems

[Allison]

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

[Figtoria]

What's gross about a whale's vagina? Baby whales gotta come from SOMEWHERE.

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box!?

[Bedpost]

What's gross about a whale's vagina? Baby whales gotta come from SOMEWHERE.

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box!?

I would hope for the whales sake that it would gestate in the uterus and not in the vagina. Wow I would think that would be uncomfortable for the whale if it gestated in the vagina :rolly:

[spyder913]

One: Cut a hole in the box.
Two: Put the whale in that box!
Three: Gestate in the box.

That's the way you do it!

[Figtoria]

I would hope for the whales sake that it would gestate in the uterus and not in the vagina. Wow I would think that would be uncomfortable for the whale if it gestated in the vagina :rolly:


:rolly: Yeah

But it was just an attempt to slip in a silly Monty Python quote, Bed.

:)

[Bedpost]

:rolly: Yeah

But it was just an attempt to slip in a silly Monty Python quote, Bed.

:)


Unfortunately I'm not aware of this monty python quote :( It must not have been from Quest of the holy grail. That's really the only Monty Python I know, but I do know that well.

[Boom]

*Ring ring ring*

Boom: Hello?
Grundy: Boomy!!!! It's me Grundy! I'm in a bar with Jammer!
Boom: Hi Grundy and Jammer.
Grundy: Its really late where you are, you should go back to sleep.
Boom: Ok. Bye bye Grundy.
Grundy: Bye!

I don't know for sure that it was 3am. But I went to bed at 1am that night and had been asleep for a bit when the phone rang.

It was definitely funny enough to be worth losing a little sleep. :)

At least he didn't tell me that he found me lacking.

[Coplann]

interesting :D

[Morety]

You are LACKING! My God I was hammered when I said that.

[Allison]

That was the first thing I asked Grundy when he told me about the call: "Did you tell him you found him LACKING?" Missed opportunities ...

[Morety]

When I woke up the next morning, I was LACKING my watch which my wife had given me for a wedding present :x

[Allison]

Doh!

[Grundy]

Maybe you hid that chunk of metal up your ass for 4 years while you were held as a POW in Vietnam.

[Morety]

Actually it was in China. And the torture I'd received was terrible. I mean, they brought me a can of Coke, and started giggling after I drank some of it. I asked him wtf, and he said "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go..." ...never mind.

[Elvtin]

lmao

[Jammer]

OMG, that was fun!

I just got back home from my California trip, so this is my first chance to post. Thanks to Grundy who came down to San Diego for a great evening. We got to hang out with my #1 San Diego bartender, Paul, who is Kenny Rogers nephew. He mixed us up many tasty Jack & Cokes and somewhere in the middle we had extremely kick-ass Thai food.

And we called Boom. The funny thing about that call was after 3 rings Grundy says "I think this number may be Boom's MOM!!!!" We were really relieved when it was sleepy Boom and not Boomy Mom. :rolly:

Jammer