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I_B_Bangin
10-19-2001, 01:44 PM
I just watched a "video phone" news report from the ground in Afghanastan, where the reporter was hunkered down in a bunker with the upper half of the scene being the skyline behind him. There was a billow of smoke comming up conveniently behind him and periodic explosions. The funny thing about it was that the shot stayed on him the whole time, but he described a great scene of destruction around him as targets were hit nearby. Then he yelled at some people in the middle of his report to get down, so they wouldn't be hurt.

I missed it when it was "LIVE", but since I have seen it twice (no idea how many times it has been played already).

Now that had to be one of the fakest action news reports ever.

gg special reporter hiding in a makeshift bunker in New Mexico :laugh:

LOL!!!!!
Arnage
10-19-2001, 02:03 PM
For more Fox propaganda on the story behind the ground troops moving in:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36851,00.html
I_B_Bangin
10-19-2001, 02:06 PM
Man, I tell you. Survivor and Big brother can't hold a candle to a good made for TV war! (I have no idea where that "Hold a candle" bit came from, it's kind of a weird thing to say, don't you stink?)
Arnage
10-19-2001, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by I_B_Bangin
Man, I tell you. Survivor and Big brother can't hold a candle to a good made for TV war! (I have no idea where that "Hold a candle" bit came from, it's kind of a weird thing to say, don't you stink?)


Can you say "Wag the dog"?

I knew ya could!
Jing
10-19-2001, 03:29 PM
Fox new si teh suxr0

ALWAYS. ESPECIALLY in LA
Rooster
10-20-2001, 12:44 PM
Oh please.

Fox news is the last bastion of untainted news.

All the other networks are so far in left field it's freaking rediculous. It's not even close to a "Wag the dog" scenario. That was Mr. Lying under oath President Clinton tried to pull with his token missle attacks on the Sudan & other areas.

Whether you believe Fox News (US News, not local - I have no clue how your local Fox station is run) or not is up to you - but it's a helluva lot better than those idiots over at NBC, CBS and ABC.
Beav
10-20-2001, 02:47 PM
haha politics sux
I_B_Bangin
10-20-2001, 08:07 PM
How did I know this would ruffle Rooster's feathers? :laugh:
WAnk
10-21-2001, 01:06 AM
Clinton was the pimpinest president ever. i would rather have a president who sleeps around because his wife is a flaming dyke, than a president who gets drunk and coked up and goes on benders in a golf cart, excuse me, i mean Mobile Tactical Media Informational Unit. whatever, not like the president really does anything anyways.
Rooster
10-21-2001, 01:22 AM
I couldn't care less if he humped a monkey.

It was the lying under oath that got me.

If you're willing to perjure yourself - you're capable of lying about anything. Just one more thing for someone to blackmail you with.

The President should NEVER put himself in a position to be blackmailed.


And I can't believe Wank has a problem with someone drinking. :laugh:
Beav
10-21-2001, 02:25 AM
"And I can't believe Wank has a problem with someone drinking"

LOL

Hey maybe Wanky was drunk when he said that:P
I_B_Bangin
10-22-2001, 02:10 PM
Steve Harrigan! That guy is a comedian. I just caught another one of his special video phone reports from the front lines in Afghanastan. This one was similar to the last one, except he was just staring at the sky watching all the us planes flying over to drop bombs on the Taliban front lines. Only thing the camera didn't pan to show these attacks even though he was looking off into the distance watching them. I love it.

Has anyone seen any late night talk show skits with the video phone technology? I caught one and was crying it was so funny. :laugh:
WAnk
10-23-2001, 01:12 AM
lmao, i was drunk :D
HumpAr Monkey
10-23-2001, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Rooster
I couldn't care less if he humped a monkey.



I COULD!

keep that lecherous, VD hotel away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hammer
10-25-2001, 12:54 PM
I'm with you Roo;) Fox news is about the only 24hr news I can stomach anymore. I love the No Spin Zone.

Anybody notice that Fox was the only station to run the footage of HRC getting boo'ed off the stage at the benefit concert for firemen and policemen. If it had been a republican, CNN and MSNBC would have had it in a continuous loop:yes:
Rooster
10-25-2001, 05:20 PM
Damn skippy.

At least Fox HAS someone out there - risking his ass. Unlike the peace-loving, "Blame America First" other networks.
I_B_Bangin
10-25-2001, 07:29 PM
Blah Blah Blah, that dude isn't in Afghanastan, he's in Texas! :laugh:

I think I caught a glimpse of Arlignton stadium in one of the background scenes. All that smoke was billowing up from the hot dog stand in front of the park! :laugh:
Beav
10-25-2001, 09:14 PM
O'Reilly rules!
I_B_Bangin
11-01-2001, 07:16 PM
Ok, forget all my previous jokes about fox news!

They just got Geraldo Rivera and he is going to be their new war correspondant! YEEEEEHAW!

News = :owned: