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Sayj
10-25-2006, 05:21 PM
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Jammer
10-26-2006, 10:58 AM
So we are re-tooling Clinton jokes now? :laugh:

Jammer

gepper
10-26-2006, 11:22 AM
most jokes are designed for fill in the blanks anyway. Could have been hillary, Bill and Al: oprah, her girlfriend and Dr Phill: Howard Stern, Limbaugh, and someother radio jockey.