This is exactly why I hate Morety and Baddgerr!!!

[I_B_Bangin]

:mad:

[Morety]

M0000000000000000000000000000000SE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Dape]

CaribOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Rooster]

m0 is a m0tard.... lol

[Morety]

How can anyone hate the fact that we have wildlife on our money? Especially a Hibernian?

I would rather appreciate the unique animals Canada has, and the beauty of nature than a picture of Lincoln's Memorial personally.

It may not be worth as much monetarily, but it looks hella better :p

[I_B_Bangin]

Well maybe I would appreciate it more if some canadians sent them to me as a gift instead of sneaking them into my pocket change every time I am not looking. :dead:

[Morety]

/me snickers as Canada slowly penetrates the US monetary market in the first step of our plan to take over the world

[Ibanous]

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar drinking (its canada not alot else to do) First canadian says "lets play a game how bout 20 questions." The second canadian says "alright let me think of something.....ok got it." First canadian asks his first question "is it something you can eat?" Second canadian says "yeah i suppose you could eat it." First one says "it's Moose cock!":hump:

[el Gato]

Originally posted by Morety
/me snickers as Canada slowly penetrates the US monetary market in the first step of our plan to take over the world

m0, our money likes it fast and deep. :D

[Dape]

You Yankee morons. It's not a moose, it's a cariboo.
And don't forget me the can't spell moron.

[Wolf]

j00 m0's. That ain't no m00se. Since I'm working my arse off in this biology class this semester, I might as well point out that caribou (http://mbgnet.mobot.org/sets/tundra/animals/caribou.htm)(Rangifer Tarandus):
http://mbgnet.mobot.org/sets/tundra/animals/pict/c1.jpg
and

moose (http://mbgnet.mobot.org/sets/taiga/animals/moose.htm) (Alces alces):
http://mbgnet.mobot.org/sets/taiga/animals/pict/4.jpg

look nothing alike :)

[Rooster]

Actually, both are large quadrapeds with antlers.

They do look alike... after about 12 beers.

[Jing]

I dunno what you guys are all on about

I just know that morety said something about Appreciating unique canadian animals, and then something about penetrating.

:hump:

[Morety]

"moosecock" <---hehehe

Unique penetration of animals gets harder to do as time goes on, as most of the stuff's been done before.

[Jing]

ok, now something about morety getting harder when penetrating animals, and something about having done a lot of them already.

I didn't think that's what reserve in Wildlife Reserve meant....

;):hump:

[Jing]

I might had that reading disorder. Sexlexia. Or Humplexia. Or maybe it's LoLexia. I'm not erus........ (=

[I_B_Bangin]

I stink you are right Jing. You are readarded.


My only question is, where does m0rety find the step ladder to stand on while he's humping meese! (The plural of moose) :dead:

[Morety]

Don't have to use a ladder. Just dig a hole knee height to the caribooses and back them into it.

Didn't you Yanks have w00den nickels at one point? Can you 'splain that to me L00sey?

[I_B_Bangin]

Sure, they made great useless currency to use when trading with those damn Candadians!

[Ibanous]

OMG he said "meese" I had a friend who was canadian (not sure why i'm admitting to that), we use to have a running joke about meese cock being better then moose cock. :D

[Morety]

http://members.aol.com/PaulEC2/snag1.jpg

Heaven to mergatroid!

[cogsliastro]

meese cock

bangin i though i was the only one who ever came up with that ;)

and for the record on this subject , the caribou and moose looks just alike to us americans;)


then again we americans ussually shoot anything that even looks like that ,and then eat i t!!!

[Morety]

What we really need in Canada is a duck billed platypus. Then we'd be complete.

[mileena]

omg @ this thread. lololol.

[Hammer]

I've always expected a Canadian invasion. 90% of the population is sitting right on the boarder.

[WAnk]

i've never eaten meese cock, but i've eaten meese poop. no fooling, there isn't much to do as a 6 year old growing up in alaska :D

[Figtoria]

Damn....he's uncovered our plot....


Now we have to turn him over to the Albs tonight...

[spyder913]

how can you take a monetary system serious when you've got the 'loonie' ?

[Morety]

I love chocolate money.

[Morety]

I love chocolate money.

[spyder913]

you love chocolate money twice?! that's way more than your average guy

[Morety]

Too much chocolate makes me studder...

[Canidae]

OMG LOL. You guys are a bunch of goofs!! :p

[Popo]

LOL, you guys are funny. so yankees are stoopid and canadians can't tell between animals. oh well. what about mexicans?


:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

[Dape]

how can you take a monetary system serious when you've got the 'loonie' ?
When did we trade for Bush?
:confused:

[spyder913]

"When did we trade for Bush?

Hey, I voted for the non-idiot.. fuck florida

[Morety]

We thought the States said Busch, not Bush, and being Canadian we figured "BEER Ya! We'll take it eh?!!?!"

[Jing]

I wonder if morety's wife was expecting a canadian invasion? =)

[Morety]

I was invading her privates weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[Jing]

moosecock.

hee hee hee

[Figtoria]

Sorry?

Did you say "mousecock"?

[Jing]

no, carriboucock =)

[el Gato]

I have a friend that got chased by a bull moose. I think the bull moose was looking for a little luvin' for his moosecock. :)

[Morety]

Anyone remember seeing a mpeg of a guy who went behind a fence to do his business and got chased around by a lovesick jackass?

[Jing]

my sister once got bit by a carribou