Finally Figured it Out

[Gwylenna]

Okay maybe I am a bit slow on the up-take, but I think I have the pants halfway down your ass thing.

Men who have no ass cover up thier lack by wearing thier pants almost to thier knees.

Thats my observation at least.

[Morety]

I thought they were "penguined" or something.

[Inez]

Lmao I have yet to see a guy with the "penguin effect" run. It must be hilarious!!! :rolly:

[Noleader]

Okay maybe I am a bit slow on the up-take, but I think I have the pants halfway down your ass thing.

Men who have no ass cover up thier lack by wearing thier pants almost to thier knees.

Thats my observation at least.

I use to wear my pants like that... Well when I was about 16ish. I have since quit wearing my pants like that. Just for the record I have been told by many women I have a nice ass.

[Inez]

Guys who wear their jeans at their waist instead of their knees show off their butts alot better. So YAY Noleader isn't a penguin anymore! And you should post a picture of yourself so that we wouldn't have to take other women's opinions about your buttfor truth :D ;) ! J/K.

[Figtoria]

That has got to be one of the more stupid fashion things to come along in a looooooong time.

I could never drive past those idiot kids posturing toughly with their pants hanging off their non-existent asses, and most of their underpants protruding out the top without giggling.

Then it would occur to me that they viewed this as somehow alluring to the opposite sex and that would make me giggle harder.

:rolly:

[Bedpost]

My favorite is when i used to play basketball with those guys and half of them would only be able to play with one hand because they had to hold their shorts/sweats up with the other. I have never understood how that look got started and all I can say is it looks dumb.

Can you please let us all understand what the reasoning is to wear your pants like that Noleader?

[Grundy]

These people should try using Sphincterine. Its minty fresh.

http://www.mintyass.com/index.html

[]LoL[Harm]

I always had the urge to push them over.

[Grundy]

It doesnt take much Harm. With said pants lowered and arms akimbo, it takes 47% less effort to topple a man due to their rising center of gravity. ANd thats not even using my secret 1 finger Juijitsu. I will leave it as an excersize to figure where that finger goes.

[Figtoria]

It's not a secret move anymore, so all your enemies will be prepared.

The only mystery is where your finger goes.

And that's probably only a mystery to me.

[Inez]

I don't wanna know where his finger goes personally....:eh:

[Morety]

Grundy the Gooseguy!

I was standing behind one at a crosswalk last week. I wanted to place my foot at the top of his pants and drop them completely to his ankles then run away laughing.

[Grundy]

Grasshopper, see if you can snatch this dingleberry from my butt crack.

[Noleader]

Can you please let us all understand what the reasoning is to wear your pants like that Noleader?

Can't really speak on where it started but baggy pants and stuff was popular when I was in 7-10th grade (1992-96).

[Bedpost]

Ok but why did you do it? did you think it looked cool? or were you just doing it because alot of other people were?

Sorry but I would have pointed and laughed at you if I saw that

[Grundy]

It was a way for dissaffected white suburban youth to feel like gangtas.

Oh I just found this: The Small History of Baggy Pants:
http://www.groovetickets.com/bz_art.asp?DID=3

[spyder913]

I doubt anybody is doing it to cover their 'lack of ass' or anything like that. It's to look cool, hip, jive, or whatever you want to call it. That doesn't necessarily contradict the fact that it looks absolutely retarded. But then again most fashion is absolutely retarded anyways. Capri pants anybody?

[]LoL[Harm]

I'm with spyder, all fashion is for the dorksters in life. I wore jeans and a t-shirt when I was 5 years old, when I was 10 years old, when I was 15 years old and even now, nearing 30. I've been tempted to go the Einstein route, only have the same outfit everyday, in order to save brain power on the need to choose what clothing I would wear.

[Morety]

I'm with Harm. I'm still wearing the same underwear I was at 5 years old, 10 years old...etc.

[Inez]

Heck I still have clothes from when I was 13 that I still fit in and wear! Shows how much "in fashion" I am...

[Figtoria]

I'd wear jeans and a t-shirt to work every day if I could.

Fashion is stupid.

Shopping for clothes is the single most boring activity on earth.

Electronics! Now >that's< something worth shopping for!

[Allison]

The number one reason not to be in fashion: You'll never have to look at a photograph of yourself and explain, "But it was in style then!!" :laugh:

[Bedpost]

I love seeing pictures of me when I was a kid and I had my tube socks pulled up to my knees. Those were sweet, I think I'll do that again this weekend.

Still I don't care how "In Fashion" it is. I know you're not supposed to judge people by the way they look, however, when I see someone doing that it immediately equates to moron for me.

[Noleader]

Well looking back I agree it is a dumb style. I now let my sister dress me (take her shopping to pick out my clothes) so I stay fashionable. It is one of the best ways to get the girls. Women are attacted to well dressed men.

[PoxTheSmall]

Fashion is stupid.

Figgy, bite your tongue.

Fashion is wonderful!

Edit: I know you're not supposed to judge people by the way they look, however, when I see someone doing that it immediately equates to moron for me.

Like how this girl in my office has something looks like a dead, red dyed rat on her head...and I can't help shuddering each time I see her?

[Bedpost]

Something like that... I remember about 12 years ago now I was at a job and I was debating about asking this one girl out and I finally decided I was going to. Of course that day she showed up with Purple hair... and I don't mean like light purple where it was highlights. I mean Northwestern university purple, and she was a blonde. I never did ask her out. It is a shame to because later I found out that she really did like me and that she was a FREAK in bed. missed opportunities

[PoxTheSmall]

That reminds me of what Chris Rock said...

If you meet a girl who has a tongue pierce, she'll probably suck your ...

If you meet a guy who has a tongue pierce, he'll probably suck your ...

[spyder913]

aww dyed hair can be cool =)

[Bedpost]

Yeah I found out a couple years later that she was apparently trying to put highlights in her hair and that she read the directions on the bottle wrong and used like 3 times to much or something like that. So it wasn't even intended is the funniest thing

[Ivyrielle]

The pants halfway down your ass thing was starting amongst the kids who thought they were gangsters when I was in junior high (mid-late 80s) in Southern California.

Funniest Jr. High moment ever?

Mrs. Beardsley, an older (in her 50s probably, maybe older) teacher, but a favorite amongst students... I distinctly remember her saying "Jimmy Reason! You pull those pants up where they should be, or I'm gonna pull them down!" Jimmy Reason was wearing pastel pink levis, hovering mid-buttock over boxers.

She did it, too! In front of the entire class. (Yes, the boxers stayed up).

[spyder913]

She did it, too! In front of the entire class. (Yes, the boxers stayed up).And if she did it today she'd get sued, and fired for sexual harassment!

[PoxTheSmall]

There's a kid who's gotta be 16 or 17 who lives in my neighborhood who dresses like that. I swear, I want to kick his ass if not only because he looks like such a moron/wanna-be...but that'd be mean, right?

Though, on a separate topic, fashion isn't a bad thing...just horrible trends can sometimes be a horrible thing. Fashion gives us glamour and other wonderful things to inspire us. I'm not bias because the industry I serve happens to be fashion at the moment :D

[Inez]

Leg warmers....horrible horrible horrible....I HATE LEG WARMERS. They just look stupid to me for some reason...

[Ivyrielle]

And if she did it today she'd get sued, and fired for sexual harassment!

Sad, but true. At the time though, I think it served as a valuable lesson!

[PoxTheSmall]

What about oversized boots that tend to be in now...I thought they were lame and ugly until I saw some show that had a girl in a bikini wearing those huge boots and I found my long lost tent.

[Figtoria]

Well, we shall have to agree to disagree on this Pox, cuz I still think fashion is a stupid waste of time, money and energy.

Glamour?

There's already an over-abundance of "form" over "function" in our society in virtually every facet.

Phooey!

:p



Though, on a separate topic, fashion isn't a bad thing...just horrible trends can sometimes be a horrible thing. Fashion gives us glamour and other wonderful things to inspire us. I'm not bias because the industry I serve happens to be fashion at the moment :D

[Dape]

My daughter told me her and her girlfriends used to tell the boys they looked cool with their pants ass down at their knees so they would keep wearing it and they could have a good laugh. When the boys weren't around her and her girlfriends would tell me how stupid they all looked.
:rolly:

[Figtoria]

:rolly:

[Noleader]

My daughter told me her and her girlfriends used to tell the boys they looked cool with their pants ass down at their knees so they would keep wearing it and they could have a good laugh. When the boys weren't around her and her girlfriends would tell me how stupid they all looked.
:rolly:

You can never go wrong letting your sister pick out what you buy :D

[Gwylenna]

Wow I had no idea that this was such a hot topic.

I must say that I love telling this guy at work that his shorts look nice every day. He is the owners son. I did this in front of his mom the other day and she asked if those were the ones she bought him or the ones his girlfriend bought him. I was rolling with laughter, till I commented that if her other son lifted his shirt up we would probably see 4 inches of boxers on him to. Then she looked at me and said no we woundn't, he probably doesn't have any on cause they are all dirty.

Well though I had a good giggle I must say TMI.

And also all of the guys I have seen going with this trend seem to have almost non-existant asses, and these are not the gansta wanna be types, they just like to wear very very low riders.

[Inez]

Ok guys are one thing since most of them don't actually show their butt when they wear these baggy pants beacuse of the boxers. But I've been noticing an increasing amount of girls wearing super-low jeans that don't cover squat when they bend over. UGH I hate it! It's sooo nasty seeing a plumber's butt...on a guy or girl. WELL....'cept when the guy has a nice ass...then it might be ok. Might.

[Noleader]

I always liked when girls wore the low cut pants... They have to be form fitting but low cut is good.

[]LoL[Harm]

I could care less what a girl wears, as long as its clean and comfortable. The more form fitting the clothes, the harder they are to take off anyways.

[Inez]

This is cute??

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tian.cc/2004_09_01_archive.html&h=600&w=800&sz=103&tbnid=NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=142&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutt%2Bcrack%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D)

Just gross imo....but then I suppose girls aren't trying to impress me...so whatever you think guys.

[Grundy]

Just use some of this to fill in those unsightly cracks:

[Andile]

This is cute??

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tian.cc/2004_09_01_archive.html&h=600&w=800&sz=103&tbnid=NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=142&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutt%2Bcrack%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D)


How many beers can I have?

[Noleader]

This is cute??

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tian.cc/girlbenchcrack.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tian.cc/2004_09_01_archive.html&h=600&w=800&sz=103&tbnid=NFCr0E9TRaKWcM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=142&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutt%2Bcrack%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D)

Just gross imo....but then I suppose girls aren't trying to impress me...so whatever you think guys.

She does not have the figure to pull it off well.

[Inez]

Ohhhh ok I see now. Hot women with plumber's butt vs. ugly women with plumber's butt. Hrm maybe we could make a game show out of this or something. :laugh:

[Noleader]

Well yea... I am not going to like looking at it if I do not like looking at the lady it belongs to.

[Bedpost]

Really what it comes down to Inez for women if she's hot it really makes no difference what she is wearing. it could be a burlap sack and she'll still be hot. While if she's not, it still wont really matter what she's wearing, guys will still not like it.

[]LoL[Harm]

Hot women with ass crack showing = no class

No class = Harm not interested

I don't care if she's the Goddess of Sexuality, ass crack over jeans = I'm too stupid to buy clothes that fit. :)

[Noleader]

I don't agree with that. If a lady shows off to much in general dress it is a turn off. I like a balance of cover and exposure.

[Tammarion]

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

[Bedpost]

Ok, obviously people are taking hot to look at and interested in dating as the same thing...

There are tons of women that would be very nice to look at that I'm sure many would say now way that's way to high maintenance to deal with. however, I bet you still look at them...

I was just simply saying that if a woman is hot, it doesn't matter really what she wears, it can still be hot. Doesn't matter if she has class or not.. I wasn't trying to clarify that

[Inez]

Ok while you guys are busy explaining the workings of the male mind...maybe you can clear this one up for me. Why do the majority of guys like long hair??

[Noleader]

No clue. I am a fan of shoulder lengh hair myself. Dark Brown not blonds as well.

[Bedpost]

That is what I like as well Noleader. But I think that Inez is saying that is long hair in general. I think it's more why don't guys like short hair I think is more her question then why do they like long hair is that right?

[Morety]

I personally like long hair. Long enough that I can tie it in a knot around my waist and.... n/m.

[]LoL[Harm]

Long, short, it's all good. Like Natalie Portman right now...still hot as ever.

[YarrThePirate]

Really what it comes down to Inez for women if she's hot it really makes no difference what she is wearing. it could be a burlap sack and she'll still be hot. While if she's not, it still wont really matter what she's wearing, guys will still not like it.


I totally disagree.

Clothing play a big role. I mean if im walking down the street and I see a cute girl wearing an eye patch, bandana, dirty lose fitting cloths and so on I hardly think Im going to look at her for more than 20 seconds. So really she could be hot, but I wouldnt look at her long enough or past the dirty cloths to see if she was or not.

My ex worked with me at McDonalds. She wore cloths that hardly fit her at all. Her shirt was too big, the visor was ugly, the pants were made for girls with big hips and she just didnt look that great and I never really noticed her at all during the shift.
One day I saw her get out of her mothers car in her catholic highschool outfit (short skirt, button up shirt) with her hair done up nicly. I almost fell flat on my face.

Had I never saw her in her cute outfit I may not have spent the time to get to know her.

Yeah its pretty shallow I know. But fuck, its the way guys (at least the kind of guy I am lol) work.


lol figs gonna drop kick me in the face after she reads this, although it shouldnt shock her.

[Bedpost]

See for me if a girl has to be done up to notice her... then she probably isn't all that to begin with. Obviously if she's wearing dirty clothes, or clearly hasn't showered in a while that removes her from the possibility of being hot.

that's just the way I see it anyway...

[Allison]

You know what's funny? Some guys proclaim to prefer low-maintenance women, but all the things they like on women are things that require a lot of maintenance. Like, they'll complain if a woman takes an hour to get ready, but they still want everything to be waxed, styled, tweezed and painted. Those things take time, dammit! :laugh:

It is interesting though. Is there a woman anywhere who actually enjoys spending 30 minutes a day just on hair? Is there a woman anywhere who wouldn't absolutely love the simplicity of being out of the house 5 minutes after showering? I think most women hate feeling like they have to do all that stuff all the time, don't they?

[YarrThePirate]

See for me if a girl has to be done up to notice her... then she probably isn't all that to begin with. Obviously if she's wearing dirty clothes, or clearly hasn't showered in a while that removes her from the possibility of being hot.

that's just the way I see it anyway...


That’s pure idealistic garbage.

Allia is dead right. Every guy says he wants a low-maintenance girl but once he get her, he soon realizes how not so hot that is. Let me put it in a different perspective.

My gf is cute, she spends about 30-40 minutes to get fixed up. She doesnt every day. Although the days that she does I always find myself more attracted too her, obviously. Now, my girly is cute dressed up or not. I love her and I dont think shes "ugly" when shes dressed down. however I wont lie and say I like her as much both ways. If I had my way she would spend 4 hours every day in the salon getting ready for me. Im sure she feels the same way lol.

[Bedpost]

No that's not pure idealistic garbage for me anyway. Obviously you're going to like the way someone looks better when they have gone all out to look their best.

I'm fairly certain that your girl likes the way you look better to when you've just gotten your hair cut and are wearing a suit/tuxedo or something.

All I said is that if a girl has to get all dolled up for you to notice her then she probably isn't really all that to begin with. Because once that make up comes off and regular clothes are on , then you're going to see what she really looks like.

[YarrThePirate]

Still waiting for the right girl bedpost?

[Bedpost]

No I'm married

[YarrThePirate]

Thats still far to idealistic of an opinion for me.

[Bedpost]

I'm not that into all the makeup and stuff anyway. I really like the fact that I like the way my wife looks when she's just relaxing watching TV in her sweatpants and sweatshirt... It's nice to get dressed up for some special occasions but on the whole I'd rather have it be casual.

Not sure why that's an idealistic opinion? isn't each persons ideal opinion different?

edit: not to mention that if you were to live together with your girl Yarr, how would you expect her to be when you just have a day where you don't really go anywhere? You expect her then to still get all dolled up for you? I would have to say that I think your opinion is far more idealistic then mine is

[Figtoria]

He's very young, Bedpost, we make allowances for the foolishness of his youth.

I don't think he's even cracked 25 yet - he knows nothing of real life.

[Allison]

Youth is wasted on the young. ;)

[MickeyFinn]

Okay now I have to jump into this. Let's not use age as a meter of wisdom.

[]LoL[Harm]

But my IQ has always matched my age!

[Bedpost]

Age does not equal wisdom. However, I bet when you're 30 years old you'll look back at when you're 20 and say... man I didn't know nearly the crap I thought I did.

[Ivyrielle]

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

One of my favorite sites, and where to go if you have a question about something someone is wearing. Brilliant stuff!

[binder_pellinor]

I'd wear jeans and a t-shirt to work every day if I could.

Fashion is stupid.

Shopping for clothes is the single most boring activity on earth.

Electronics! Now >that's< something worth shopping for!

First time I've heard a girl complain about shopping for clothes. Kudos to you.

[MickeyFinn]

Age does not equal wisdom. However, I bet when you're 30 years old you'll look back at when you're 20 and say... man I didn't know nearly the crap I thought I did.

Yes and when you are 40 you will probably look back at when you were 30 and say, "man I didn't know jack". What does this tell us? Easy. No matter how old we get, we still don't know jack!!

[YarrThePirate]

Wait.


Because Im young (25 on april 6th) and I dont have silly idealistic views means I lack any sort of real life wisdom?

Sorry, I find that a girl who takes care of herself to be much more attractive than someone who rolls out of bed and does nothing. I know im probably stepping on peoples toes (you guys know me well enough to know thats pretty much all I do) saying that but its my opinion.

Now maybe I didnt understand the context of the original thread or that I didnt understand the context of what Bedpost was saying. Still my opinion and what Im saying isnt "because im young" it's because I have a penis.

theres a different geeeeeeeez lol

[Noleader]

I agree with Yarr... And now I must go burn my eyes out and wash my mouth out with battery acid.

[Figtoria]

It's not "wisdom" - I don't think age equates wisdom.

It does give you a different perspective on life though - and I'm sorry if you find it insulting, but it is true.

And it doesn't matter how smart you think you are, or how "wise for your age" you think you are. It's like trying to explain colour to a blind person.


As for finding make-up, fingernail polish, etc attractive - duh. Why the hell do you suppose women spend the incredible amount of time, money and energy on the facade? A new paint job always sells a jalopy better! Your dumbass penixes hardly ever look farther than that.

:rolly:

[Inez]

Your dumbass penixes hardly ever look farther than that.


LMAO!!! GO Figgy! You tell 'em!!! :rolly:

[YarrThePirate]

I agree with Yarr... And now I must go burn my eyes out and wash my mouth out with battery acid.

lol

I feel bad for fig, I hope people dont think we share opinions lol. Shes always yelling at me in real life. She's even thrown a stapler at me. :rolly:

[Noleader]

LMAO!!! GO Figgy! You tell 'em!!! :rolly:

Yea because you ladies don't judge guys on the way they dress or look... Sure... Men are the only guilty party in all this.

[Bedpost]

Women marry men for love not for looks :rolly:

[Figtoria]

And most of you are darn lucky that's true!

:wgrin:

[Noleader]

Women marry men for love not for looks :rolly:

Same is said in reverse, but the reason women will give you their phone number is based strictly on looks and how well you can speak to them.

[Morety]

Same is said in reverse, but the reason women will give you their phone number is based strictly on looks and how well you can speak to them.

...or the size of the balogna tube you happen to have stuffed down your pants before going out for a drink...

[Noleader]

Well that may be true when you go to the bar to pick up a girl for a one night thing.

[Figtoria]

I miss you too, Mo.

Stupid daoc.

:p

[Oakwing]

I have never understood how that look got started and all I can say is it looks dumb.
Still tracking my way through this thread, so I apologize if this has been shared already...

Supposedly this style comes from prison. I was told that belts are not permitted in prison since they can be used as a weapon or to commit suicide. I do not have any personal knowledge to dispute this comment, but it seems reasonable considering the mentality of most of the "people" who follow this trend.

[Oakwing]

<snip> WELL....'cept when the guy has a nice ass...then it might be ok. Might.

Anyone else noticing a trend here? I think Inez is a butt girl. For clarification -- I am a leg man, the longer the better. Love those tall women!

[Noleader]

Height never really concerned me much. I am big on nice ass/legs and chest is just an added bonus. Thing I am most picky on is weight.

The girl I am talking to now is around 5'11" and weights maybe 140ish...

[Allison]

The girl I am talking to now is around 5'11" and weights maybe 140ish...

5'11" and 140 pounds? Give that girl a cheeseburger, for crying out loud!

[Bedpost]

she sounds like she's all bone... I bet I have bigger boobs then she does

[Noleader]

she sounds like she's all bone... I bet I have bigger boobs then she does

One would think that and would be very very wrong...

It is not that she does not eat... she just does not gain weight. She is skinny but not to an unhealthy level.

[]LoL[Harm]

I need my women with a little meat, to keep me warm in the winter. My Ex-wife was 5'11 and 140ish, and I always felt like I was gonna break her if I handled her too roughly.

[Morety]

LoL[Harm']I need my women with a little meat, to keep me warm in the winter. My Ex-wife was 5'11 and 140ish, and I always felt like I was gonna break her if I handled her too roughly.

I wondered that about her too. Never did break her though.

[MickeyFinn]

That girl is too short for you Noleader, you need one at least 6 feet tall to continue your ginormous genes.

[Inez]

Anyone else noticing a trend here? I think Inez is a butt girl. For clarification -- I am a leg man, the longer the better. Love those tall women!

I was that obvious??? Crap. ;)