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MickeyFinn
02-17-2006, 07:27 AM
Which of these is most likely to make your Gaydar go off? (For both men and women)

]LoL[Harm
02-17-2006, 09:49 AM
I don't know anyone, man or woman who willingly drinks White Zinfandel.

Grundy
02-17-2006, 10:28 AM
Lol @ Non-Halogen lights.

You should also add:

o) A poll on Gaydar

]LoL[Harm
02-17-2006, 10:47 AM
Also I use Chapstic, am I setting off peoples gaydar? Do real men have dry, cracked and bleeding lips during the winter?

Figtoria
02-17-2006, 10:53 AM
Sure they do, Harm. Nothing manly about bleeding lips.

Also. Eggshell and Ivory are two different colours!

]LoL[Harm
02-17-2006, 12:18 PM
I'm also the best friend to multiple girls and all my clothes are expensive (since I tend to only buy made in USA with US Cotton clothing).

I used to pencil in art (color pencil) so I know alot of different shades of colors.

I also love hot green tea.

I'm like 5/11th's gay using this listing.

Bedpost
02-17-2006, 12:31 PM
I only see 10 options there how do you get 5/11th's? So you can just make it easy and say you're 50% gay:rolly:

Negative0
02-17-2006, 12:38 PM
Viggo sets off my gaydar.

Bedpost
02-17-2006, 12:40 PM
The guy in the picture that comes to life in Ghostbusters II? I can't say I ever thought he was gay?

]LoL[Harm
02-17-2006, 12:47 PM
Does bad at counting indicate gayness?

Figtoria
02-17-2006, 12:59 PM
Ghostbusters was the best movie ever.

Bedpost
02-17-2006, 01:00 PM
Ghostbusters was really good... Ghostbusters II was just ehh


the destructor has been chosen.

Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): Nice thinkin', Ray.

Figtoria
02-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Bedpost
02-17-2006, 01:07 PM
heh this is the one I wanted to post

Gozer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0431226/): The Choice is made!
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0431226/): The Traveller has come!
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Egon]
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): Did YOU choose anything?
Dr. Egon Spengler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000601/): No.
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): [to Winston] Did YOU?
Winston Zeddemore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001368/): My mind is totally blank.
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): I didn't choose anything.
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there.
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): [angrily] What? What just popped in there?
Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): I... I... I tried to think...
Dr. Egon Spengler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000601/): LOOK!
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): No! It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): What is it?
Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/): What did you do, Ray?
Winston Zeddemore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001368/): Oh, shit!
[they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Allison
02-17-2006, 01:30 PM
That's the worst gaydar list I've ever seen. Actually, it's the only one I've ever seen, but still. You must think the whole world is gay! :laugh:

Aezon
02-17-2006, 01:59 PM
Most of these options (lip balm, non-halogen lamps, tea, wine) don't determine whether a guy is gay... although the most obvious thing that would set off the gaydar is "holding hands." Straight guys don't hold hands. If they appear straight and hold hands, they're not out of the closet yet; but, they're still gay.

Allison
02-17-2006, 02:38 PM
Lip balm is tied in first place!! :rolly:

spyder913
02-17-2006, 07:47 PM
lip balm is a scam!

Elvtin
02-17-2006, 08:04 PM
lip balm?

you mean chap stick? ;)

DRT-Maverick
02-17-2006, 08:13 PM
LoL[Harm']Also I use Chapstic, am I setting off peoples gaydar? Do real men have dry, cracked and bleeding lips during the winter?


I LOVE chapstick, can't live without it, I call it crackstick. :)

Oh, What about me sets off your Gaydar?

(I shop at buckle and guess, I also have this finger thing I do, but I love women).

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5339/me3ho.jpg


I know something that sets off my gaydar. When a guy at a bar says "Don't worry hun, strictly dickly!" It gives me the shivers.

spyder913
02-17-2006, 09:11 PM
lip balm?

you mean chap stick? ;)I'm just calling it lip balm because that was what they used above, but yeah chapstick is what I hear usually.

I still say it's a scam though.

MickeyFinn
02-18-2006, 01:46 AM
I only use chap stick on my fingers, when they get dried out in the winter time

Jammer
02-18-2006, 08:58 PM
Imagine my amazement when I opened this thread only to find that I'm extremely gay. My wife and kids are going to be pissed!! :rolly: I would type more, but the hot tea is ready.

Jammer

PS. You could have done a better list if you would watch "40 Year Old Virgin."

Grundy
02-19-2006, 05:52 PM
Jammer, you think you're gay? This is me in my home office logign into WoW:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

malkovich
02-19-2006, 06:30 PM
grundy stop being gay and answer my rogue questions ... :P ...

Grundy
02-19-2006, 07:23 PM
Can't I do both?

Gwylenna
02-20-2006, 11:12 AM
No one specified if the hand holding was with a girl or another guy. So are we saying all hand holding is gay or just same gender hand holding.